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Can anyone explain the phrase "hence thousand year prohibition against it"?
Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently articles like "a" and "the" aren't worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he's talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?
God, it's such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels. They're actually confused why women won't touch them? Jesus.
"You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!"
I applaud this man's devious reverse-psychology attempt.
Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped
It is gender neutral after all
I wish some woman would estronenize me.
Real: expected
Celibate: involuntary
God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We're going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.
What the actual fuck?
Dude dude dude
Don't call this out. Please let's lean into this one.
Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.
It's true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and I became a vegetarian.
We cannot undo it, at this point it's too set-in, it's like an oily turd that's now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.
We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.
The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.
oh good, i'm gay so i don't have that problem. whew, glad my manhood is safe.
Dude, it's ok if you just want to suck cock.
Damn woman and their cooties.
We already knew you couldn't get a girl wet bro.
New hrt just dropped?
What if the pussy being eaten is one that belongs to a post-op trans woman?
Trickle-down estradiol
“No mom I’m not taking hormones! It’s the ~~5G towers~~ immense amounts of pussy that I’m drowning in, I swear!”
Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"
"You get T straight from the tap!"
Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
And because it degrades so rapidly you've got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
"I'm not gay, I'm an Alpha Male."
So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It's therefore 95% gay. Sorry.
There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man's rib or so.
And a lot of people believed this guy.
Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet
yes
Yes according to Andrew Tate.