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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Sooo... to "be a real man" you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

if i eat more pussy does that mean more estrogen and then i’m more girl???? does someone volunteer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

i live by the pussy, i die by the pussy.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (8 children)

This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it's a huge testosterone boost

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Is that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?

As a socialist pussy eater I don't feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they're afraid to do anything that might hurt it.

Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I'll take that risk.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Nothing as manly as gay sex.

It is impossible to be performed by any women.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Shh no no, let them believe that so they won‘t reproduce

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Alf was 80s innuendo about crushin puss that slid past the censors??

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

You gotta lick it, before you stick it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_yIGzoeWUo

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

having raw PiV sex is gay

Lmao it's settled art mimics life

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?

I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I'M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)

ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

So... the manliest thing is to just be around men, have sex with men and not even touch a woman?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Honestly this makes a lot of sense

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

These are exactly the same people who say that sex is binary and that gender = sex

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

When you let a woman talk, and you listen attentively to her, she is verbally topping you, making you a sissigaeboi. It's very manly and secure to shout over women whenever they speak to force their word-penises out of your ears (the buttholes of the brain). Don't get earcucked, fellas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ohhhhh, I see it now.

Here I was thinking all these other commentators were crazy. Thanks for the heads up.

Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

Being so direct and manly about this and acknowledging your gayness actually makes you an alpha cis male again

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You know it , the left has the best sex.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

That’s why we’re not angry enough.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I do not avoid women, Mandrake.. but I do deny them my essence

seriously tho America in a nutshell atm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This guy woulda listened to Joe Rogan and the bald fat conspiracy man all day long.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

the metric unit for this is the kilofolsom

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this "alpha C.H.U.Ds" were all about not being gay,

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This has to be rage bait

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It's a sign of power and prestige.

Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don't sleep on it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (5 children)

So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian

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