this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025
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[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

/gif_man_crying_dont_give_me_hope.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You really want President JD "couchfucker" Vance?

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He doesn't have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude can't even charm his wife.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Depends on what season this is from. Can't really say the Simpsons Did It rule applies to the last fifteen years or so.

Edit: Not even real womp womp

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 285 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Yes, this is a shitpost community, but I still feel obligated to make sure folks know this isn't real.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 98 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So many fake Simpsons Trump "Predictions" I see them literally everywhere. It's so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate ... prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.

[–] joekar1990@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

It's all ragebaiting and clicks now.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 month ago (7 children)

He can't die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can't remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

April 20th is Hitler's birthday

And also Easter so maybe he's gonna arrest the Easter bunny

And also the weed smokers

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

20 April 1889

I did not know that. Does fit with my theory that all numbers are nazi numbers.

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth are compiling reports regarding the "national emergency" at the border, and advising if the insurrection act is an appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Something about 420 being a nazi thing.

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[–] carrion0409@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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