More ~~ovaltine~~ testosterone please!
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Anyone have a link to the source
Edit: I need this for a argument I’m currently having
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Danny DeVito
What must his life be like?
Full of testosterone supplements and cheating.
Btw is this real? I thought there was no conclusive data on testosterone and inteligence being related. Most sources say that its the change which matters(meaning that if you start taking it) and not the baseline except in the extremes.
It probably lacks correction for age...
He’s as smart as Ben Shapiro thinks he is, and as manly as Andrew Tate thinks he is.
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That’s a bonafide Boltzmann brain.
A real self-made man
That’s the alpha chad meme
username checks out
Gigachad
Apparently Plato got his name because his chest was like plate armor.
The Ancient Greeks believed that you had to exercise the body and mind so that checks out
Testosterone Georg, who live in a library and dopes up on T is an outlier and should not have been counted.
thats blatant discrimination against outliers, I vote the line be tweaked into a third order polynomial that fits the highest points to better fit the data.
Excel curve fitting to the rescue!
lol, Spiders Georg was my first thought as soon as I saw the graph
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Inconceivable!
For about a month every day, he drank 500grams of protein powder, mixed with meth and cocaine - power lifted every day .... literally saw the face of God for a moment and could understand space and time ... then suffered a massive heart attack and died.
Dolph Lundgren.
He was my second thought but I don’t know much of his academia/ethics beyond a cursory glance at Wikipedia.
First thing that came to my mind when I saw the question 'What is his life like?'
He dated Grace Jones
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Jack Reacher, the vanilla gorilla.
Smartest, manliest human?
It's clearly about me. Life still sucks. My gigantic penis just gets in the way and people don't like nerds 🤡
Oh, to have both the realization that everybody is a complete moron, and the urge to punch them because of it...
Yeah I saw this and all I could think was "Mad! The guy is going to be mad about all of the stupid while also knowing he can't use his fists to make it (actually) better". A constant cycle of never having all of the solutions or a way to feel better.
How does this lead you there? IQ 100 is already the average by definition, so no matter how moronic people are as a whole this chart will look the same
Hum... Have you missed the entire OP's joke?
Oh were you commenting from Gigachad's perspective? I did miss that
Man i hate confirming these kinds of biases. I wish this plot werent true, but it makes so much sense.
I wish this plot werent true
That's an easy wish! Last time I saw this plot people were saying that this kind of data doesn't even exist in the mentioned source (that and IQ is kind of bogus, but y'know)
Well, it's also important to note that the variability is high so the prediction for a single individual won't be of much use
Styropyro?
Is that the YouTuber that couldn't grow a beard even though he was in his thirties so he had this hormone levels checked and his testosterone was through the roof?
Jesus Christ he's in his 30s?
Well, I can't answer that, now can I? There was a YouTube like I described but I don't remember his name.
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Lmao I'm happy this has so many likes, I was thinking the same thing. Hope he's doing well
It would have been likely even before the news...
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