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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro watched South Park at 14 and said mmm yes that will be my personality

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The whole "liberal tears" stuff came from the gingers episode.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

All well and good until mom's retirement accounts tank and you can no longer live in her basement.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The best thing to come of all of this would be bookers suffer too.

Fuck you and your house and car and planed retirment

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A lot of different comments, and I know this is a greentext, but I wonder what people here think about americans who have 3 jobs and can only barely pull through?

Such people have nothing more to lose, everybody constantly keeps forgetting about them, the homeless, sick people... the list goes on.

And I'm not saying acceleration is good, but for the lost people, nothing good is coming from any side. And the pressure keeps getting worse. Even from the democrats.

So what is the solution, achievable as the world is now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Such people have nothing more to lose,

This is a very big flaw in that kind of argument. It might look like that but there are plenty of worse situations human beings have been in historically. There is no war going on, food and clean water and shelter (even with heating and lighting) are actually available,...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Absolutely! That kind of thinking of "I have nothing to lose" is pretty dangerous on politics. You still have a truckload more to lose. Mostly in matter of rights mostly but imagine being in worse dystopias the oligarchy would love to put you on just to squeeze an extra penny from you or better yet read about it in history books.
The worst part is that it takes decades to fix the damage done, soon you realize there is no bottom to touch to think "you can only go up" there is only the moment you guys realize "enough is enough".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

That kind if abstract thinking isn't in that person's wheelhouse. They're focused on their next meal, which bill to pay (or partially pay), and if that pain is worth the time/money lost going to urgent care. They aren't thinking about the long term effects or side effects of political arguments.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The opposite of pro life is mandatory abortion for all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't it require going to full term, and then aborting post delivery?

Or maybe it's forced sterilization for all?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

aborting post delivery?

Up to 120 years post delivery?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

my child my choice

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The changes haven't affected me (yet) so I have no problem with it"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"wait, they're cancelling pre orders for the switch 2? REEEEE"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That's a "soy console", OP will wake up once his PC will cost 2-3 times as much thanks to tariffs.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Anon is an enlightened accelerationist

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The prices remain the same when you steal everything

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon before being sent to pick tendies in the fields at the debtor detention facility

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How did they never pay for anything? Shoplifting? Are they literally a statue of a Confederate general?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The secret ingredient... is crime

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Good boy points are not subject to tarrifs

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Loans

Anon has never had a job, and banks need income to give you a loan.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Welfare hardly finances existance, let alone life. The three I named are more like it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Why not a bit of all?

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