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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, the one thing people should be disputing about post-apocalypse games is why it is people would even be scraping by to survive in the first place. We're social animals and would band together out of necessity, and knowledge and high technology wouldn't simply go away simply because half the population turned into zombies and started eating everybody else.

Just hike to the nearest town or something. Read a book. Build a cistern and some aqueducts or something. People have literally been doing just that for thousands of years so why would it be hard for people to do it in modern times?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You'd have to find people who knew how to do those things. Cisterns, aqueducts, and even farming didn't just happen, they developed over time of people figuring out small things, and passing on the information generation after generation and building on the knowledge slowly. For the vast majority of human history, we didn't do these things.

Take ten or twenty random people from modern society and see how many of them know how to grow plants in a harsh environment and good luck getting one who knows how to work with stone. Just look back into our past, even relatively modern history, how often groups of people who were experienced farmers with passed down knowledge were almost, or actually were, starved out by the environment. Surviving is hard, even for those who have practised it. Modern society has made us forget that. Nature is waiting to own us again, and when she does, it will be brutal and nowhere near as easy as you make it sound. There's a reason we almost went extinct numerous times.

If you could hand pick a group of survivors, sure you could make a community, but you don't get to hand pick. You get who you happen to meet out of those who happen to survive which means random, which means good luck keeping the required skill sets alive.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because books don't exist, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Books exist, but I don’t think most people are spending their time reading up for post-apocalyptic survival tips.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Luckily during a post-apocalypse you have nothing but time on your hands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

In between shooting the zombies and hard manual labour to ensure you can feed yourselves through winter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hello, I'm a man in an apocalyptic wasteland that before the cataclysm did nothing more strenuous than adjusting my ergonomic chair at my cubical. Now, for some reason, I am able to hunt water buffalo while fighting off hoards of zombies with hand crafted firearms.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Women's jackets have number sizes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah and they mean next to nothing because every brand decides what their numbers mean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

And despite barely getting enough food to eat the men are all jacked bodybuilders with 2% body fat in perfectly fitting muscle tees. Nobody gets utis or fungal infections despite not bathing. No one has to deal either poor eyesight or healing loss (especially since they shoot guns constantly without protection) Nobody gets worms or other parasites from eating bad food. Or dies from dehydration due to diarrhea. Etc etc.

It's almost like the point of these scenarios is fun escapism and isn't about perfectly simulating an apocalyptic wasteland down to the most mundane and uninteresting parts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's not really fun escapism when it blatantly throws out verisimilitude for the sake of presenting the same trite, cliche propagandized rehashed garbage to us over and over and over again.

I'll take the realistic apocalypse movie that actually gets the little things right. The little things are what helps sell the big things, like, well, zombies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Makes me appreciate The Road more cause everyone's body in that movie SUUUUUCKED

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Never watched the movie, but the book made me thoroughly fear a post apocalyptic society. Tlou or Twd looks like a visit to Disneyland in comparison.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That book had more mentions of the word "grey" than anything I have ever read. I couldn't stomach watching the movie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The movie, despite being unrelentingly bleak, actually isn't quite as soul crushing as the book. At least it wasn't for me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nobody gets utis or fungal infections despite not bathing.

Not bathing is not a problem for humans, skin and hair need time to adjust, but after that all good.

Edit for idiots: Yes you are going to stink to ass and sweat but you are not going to die.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also farmers baths are a thing. A little bit of water, soap, sterilizer in the form of alcohol or vinegar, and rags or baby wipes is all you need to stay clean.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do not mix soap and vinegar. You will just de-saponify the soap and end up with expensive oil and salt. Vinegar is an acid and soap is a base. Use them separately.

Yes, you learned a new word today:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saponification

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'll just go ahead and keep vinegar out of my bathing process entirely thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (4 children)

In fairness, when is the last time youve taken a shit in a post apocalyptic videogame? Although I still think its cool if things like this are considered.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In SCUM you definitely have to crap and pee regularly and absolutely can get diarrhoea.

I died more than once from untimely diarrhoea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It goes back a long way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If things like this would be considered, the outcry would be huge because female characters have this disadvantage...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Keep in mind that pretty much ever post apocalyps character would have horrible diarrhea.

Just imagine every sneaking mission in Last of Us, Joel trying his best not to unleash a dirty bomb. Or the courier confronting Lanius atop Hoover Dam, chocolate water running down both their legs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That would be fucking hysterical and if you defeat a boss by shitting all over them, infinitely more so.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck. They need to do this. Bladder meter . When it gets full you start losing health. But you have to let your guard down to shit or piss and it takes at least 30s.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that would get so old lol. i would just be bored having to wait to take a shit when i already take enough during the day

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Survivor games were dubbed “babysitting bars simulators” at one point when hunger, thirst, sleep and all other sorts of survivor meters were being added to all games because reasons. Unless they have some interesting ludo narrative dynamic they get annoying almost immediately. There's a reason they don't show up in recent games as often anymore.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sort of reminds me of when they added laying water pipes and adding pumping stations and water towers to SimCity 2000. It was just an added grind which made it less fun.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The most vital part of city infrastructure in a city building sim is boring to you? 🤔 Why play the game then? Or do you think it's all skyscrapers and disasters?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In the original SimCity, it wasn't part of the game and it was more fun. I understand some people want it to be more realistic, but I don't really care about realism in games, which is sort of the whole point of this thread.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Then SimCity is not the game for you. 🤷

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It was before SimCity 2000.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The best thing I ever read on this subject in a zombie book:

"Why are you taking the jeans off that zombie?" "100% cotton; after boiled and washed, I can cut it up for pads."

Can't remember the rest of the book but this stuck.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

By that logic, couldn't you just do the same thing to the used pads?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Most sanitary are made to be single use. Cutting one and breaking it apart to understand how those are made is an interesting experience.

Reusable, washable pads exist but, to my knowledge, are not that main stream. But should.

I grew up surrounded by women recalling the time before discardable sanitary pads were a thing and every single one remembered using home made cloths made of thick and absorbent cotton, capable of being washed again and again, even for a lifetime.

Soft leather would also be an alternative, being absorbent, durable and washable.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I should have clarified, I meant the pads that she made from the jeans, therefore negating the need to harvest more.

Thanks for the info though, I didn't know about the leather fact.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There is no such thing as too many pads, even more if we consider the setting of the story. I can even imagine being used as a barter item.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

They could also double as bandages which would be in short supply

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of the nice touches in The Last Of Us was Ellie finding pads when they were in a shop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That absolutely made the game. I can't tell you how happy I was to see a character in a post apocalyptic world address their menstrual cycle. Bravo.

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