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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Endl is faster to type

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They aren't the same thing so the comparison is weird.

endl has a flush which is important when doing something like embedded work or RTOS development. If i was doing multiple lines they all were \n until the last line when i actually want to push the buffer.

Obviously depending on the tuning of the compiler's optimization multiple flushes could be reduced but the goal should always be to write as optimal as possible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

but the goal should always be to write as optimal as possible.

Within reason.

Over optimization is a curse on getting done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who in the hell is using iostreams in an RTOS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sometimes you work in a codebase that was decided on by others for reasons you don't know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Several. Probably dozens

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Well, Java has System.lineSeparator so, maybe no?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

\n, because I ordered a newline, not a flush.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Environment.NewLine might exist in C#

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Microsoft really creating the problem and then forcing you to use their solution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It might do. I encountered it last week as I needed it for a powershell script. So it exists in that at least

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

#define endl "\n"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you write to a text (as opposed to binary) stream, \n produces \n or \r\n (or \r if old enough) depending on platform just fine.

Nobody should be using C++ anyway, but plenty of languages have silly system newline constants, which do nothing useful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why should no one be using c++?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Rebel side \0

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

os.linesep

Lol jk none of my stuff runs on Windows anyway

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like that you added the absolute namespace identifier or whatever its called

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I don't always namespace but when I do I fully qualify.

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