Leopards Ate My Face

So uh... I had to look up the term 'CJ Degree.'

... Criminal Justice.

As in... learn 'industry practices' to be qualified as a corrections officer (jail/prison guard), private detective, cop, paralegal, etc.

The first thing that came up was a particular college's course overview and goals checklist... one of the goals was ...

Attend a financial literacy workshop.

So not only is this person a moron, not only is this person in all likelihood a prison guard, not only did they go to college to become a prison guard, they shouldn't have even graduated with their degree.

As a person from a white trash neighborhood, who got real degrees, first in the family to go to college... I have not gotten white trash vibes this strong in quite a long time.

Should have been biting your tongue when you chose to vote for Trump. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

~~Dry~~ Don't cry, clown lady. Your retirement savings may be gone, but at least prices will skyrocket.

edit: dry cry? what happened, brain?

🦁🍴👩

Wrong cat emoji, but still...

So I've been waiting quite some time to time the market and said fuck it one week ago. Put in 6k euros in etf. Then shit like this happens lmao. European stock is affected less than NA ones but still.

Lost almost my week's income on this stuff. But now's the time to pump it. Gonna put 2k euros in it every few days until it's at 30k euros original value.

We're all such emotional creatures, so... Gimme those stocks 😎 gimme gimme gimme

🤣 those last few are priceless. I hope she liquidates all her shit and buys up. Us pleebs haven't even begun to feel the pressures this likely recession is going to bring on. The market has only just started to react.., is what I would say if my tin foil hat hadn't just fallen upon my dome... These fuckers are purposely crashing the market temporarily to get rich quick... I hate all of it... These grifters are the worst.

I think they are being programmed to blow all their money on the market they know fuck all about. My mom is a dumb ass always going on about thinking she knows anything about investing and always saying stuff that’s just vastly wrong and watches all that magat bullshit all the time

'seriously uneducated'.....

has degree in criminal justice.

was it the only program they could get accepted into?

Just put your money into stocks! Buying 10 shares of Apple right now would cost $2,000 but once it bounces back to the price it was at before the dip you'd have $2,500! That's a profit of $500 in just a few years!

Until the ultra rich buy everything up at bargain basement prices.

STOP being Mean to this WOMAN! She CLEARLY was Taken in by Trump's Promises! She thought ONLY TRANS KIDS would be effected! And BROWN PEOPLE! She had No Idea WHITE PEOPLE would ALSO be effected! Cut her some SLACK!

"We have officially been unburden"

This lady word good!

Wanted to try the Herman Cain Award style post of a Trump faithful realizing their face has been eaten. This Trumpette retired recently, doesn't know much about how the stock market works, but is seeing her retirement funds go up in smoke. Helpfully, a fellow MAGAt advised her just to buy the dip. Not sure what money she's supposed to do that with...