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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

President of the United States. He meets all constitutional requirements and the electoral college gave him more then half the votes. Pretty cut and dry. Beyond that when people talk about "qualifications" they are typically talking out of their ass and trying to justify something ex-post facto.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I doubt he could put in a full day or even deal with ten seconds of a rude boss or customer, but working the fries was the only time he's ever seemed genuinely happy.

Well, that and that tape where he's shooting the shit with Epstein at some party.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I would pay to see him pull a 8+ hour shift at a McDollads. Hell, i would pay his week/fornight (McDonalds) payrate to see a full livestreem of him there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Actor. He was one, and I assume he still thinks he is one, when looking at the meeting with the Ukraine President Zelensky

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Medical science research subject. Finding out how he is still alive with that lifestyle could benefit millions of more deserving people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Crash Test Dummy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

fertilizer. and he'd be terrible at that, too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Used car lot salesman. Spokesman for a spray paint company. Padded underwear model.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Basically any job Mike Rowe did on his TV series. And Mike can join him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A & P cadaver.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Guillotine test subject

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

small boat anchor