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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

President of the United States. He meets all constitutional requirements and the electoral college gave him more then half the votes. Pretty cut and dry. Beyond that when people talk about "qualifications" they are typically talking out of their ass and trying to justify something ex-post facto.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I doubt he could put in a full day or even deal with ten seconds of a rude boss or customer, but working the fries was the only time he's ever seemed genuinely happy.

Well, that and that tape where he's shooting the shit with Epstein at some party.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I would pay to see him pull a 8+ hour shift at a McDollads. Hell, i would pay his week/fornight (McDonalds) payrate to see a full livestreem of him there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Actor. He was one, and I assume he still thinks he is one, when looking at the meeting with the Ukraine President Zelensky

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Medical science research subject. Finding out how he is still alive with that lifestyle could benefit millions of more deserving people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Crash Test Dummy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

fertilizer. and he'd be terrible at that, too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Used car lot salesman. Spokesman for a spray paint company. Padded underwear model.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Basically any job Mike Rowe did on his TV series. And Mike can join him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

A & P cadaver.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

destroying an empire, apparently

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Guillotine test subject

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

small boat anchor