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[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

if i ever meet one in all of those categories I will propose to her on the spot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Speed runners will save us all, if we can only find a way to channel their

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not allowed to talk to the Lesbians, I was permanently banned from 5 blahaj zone communities in one go, three months ago, for having civil discussion about where the overlap between gay and trans begins and ends.

I support the human right of being able to label yourself however you like, but words have meanings. Moral of the story: don't have civil discussion...?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

I'm a lesbian and can speak for many (obvs not all) lesbians that we just want people to be chill

you're allowed to talk to lesbians lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I have depression!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Lesbians and personality disorder?!? I'm about to have tons of new friends!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Aspiring ecoterrorists and 30-50 feral hogs are a match made in heaven.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

All good advice except the personality disorder one. That my friend is going to be the one you are going to regret. Be safe out there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck? This is such an awful and stigmatising thing to say that oversimplifies what personality disorders are.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's your solution? Please share

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not to say shit like that. Its weird and ableist.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Purposefully going out of your way to build relationships with people with personality disorders will make your life more difficult than life already is. Surround yourself with positive people and relative mental wellness whenever possible. I'm not advocatimg for actively shunning anyone. We all have choices to make about relationships. This recommendation comes from experience. Do what you will.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Alright you fucking weirdo. Its a meme about an average friendship group. Go and make some; which you can do by not being a bigot on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Are you just mean or do you have a personality disorder?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Nope. I just don't like ableists. Go and make some friends.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn't this what Jesus did?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Well known Saints in general.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The hogs will never betray you. If they do, you were never running with the hogs to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

THAT IS A LOT OF HOGS TO CRANK, BROTHER!!!!

HOPE YOU’VE BEEN DOING YOUR WRIST EXERCISES!!!! WOULDN’T WANNA GET THAT CARPET TUNNEL!!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Because one hog ain't enough, and two's too low, it is I, Thirty-To-Fifty-Hogg!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Business tip for real alphas:
Befriend drug dealers. That's how successful people get drugs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

"Yeah yeah, I got you man, but listen to these beats I made first..."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

people w personality disorders

People will be my friend??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I would be :3

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

instructions unclear, i'm now friends with several dozen pig therians

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I would never befriend 29 feral hogs! 30-50, on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm actually only missing the feral hogs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Came to comment the same. But I did really connect with a turkey once on LSD

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I never actively sought this life, but I can definitely advocate for it

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is just your average D&D party

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

"I roll an 8 before modifiers."

"You've successfully convinced the guards that you are not, in fact, 30 to 50 feral hogs disguised as a horse carriage and you're allowed to enter the estate."