Why worry? Just let nature take its course and in a few months it'll be a smoldering pile of rubble.
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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Lol I just read this in a Russian accent, sounds pretty legit.
"I in Atlanta" is flawless redneck.
I hadn't noticed that part. I'm also in Atlanta, and I'm overdue for a new roof, so I'm making a mental note to be sure to avoid this company.
Edit: also a 205 (Alabama, apparently) area code, LOL. Fuckin' johnny-come-lately can't even bother getting a proper Atlanta phone number? Legit long-established businesses would have a 404 or maybe a 770.
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The more proud nazis that buy swasticars the easier it is to figure out who NOT to do business with. More power to them!
My kid's tee ball coach has one he uses to advertise his construction business with. I have made it a point to not bring it up with him, because I get the feeling he's a big Trump guy. We are in one of the bluest places on the planet. I'm amazed he hasn't figured out it's a business liability, not an asset to drive around in that stupid shit box. Even if there was no Elon propping up dictators in the US, it's objectively a shitty truck that can't do truck things, so if the guy I've contracted to do an addition shows up in a $100k truck that can't haul anything it's pretty clear that he's not doing anything other than sitting back and counting money while his crew does all the work, and I'm overpaying to ensure he continues to have cybertruck buying money. Add to that the fact that Elon is propping up dictators in the US, and you are alienating in this area, probably 80% of your customer base by driving a car that is the embodiment of maga is just beyond stupid. I hope his business goes under.
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Shows up in a 100K vehicle, probably not great with money and gonna over charge on the work.
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Big "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" energy with this one
Doctor it hurts when I do this
I have one fart's worth of empathy for the idiot, though. He is likely massively upside down on the loan since those things are toxic and have shit resell value. He is probably financially stuck with it. And this is simply unstated/implied in the post.
A bright business man might turn this problem around by buying another truck for his business, an even brighter one would then start a new business doing the exact same thing except this new business only does roofing for nazi's and an even brighter one might charge these nazi's extra because he comes by your house in a secondhand (wink wink) swastikar.
Besides the fact it's a nazi auto, if some company came to my home to fix something and they were in a vehicle at a stupid high price point I would reconsider.
The fact that it is a swasticar also shows legitimate concern about the judgement of said company.
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"It's the best truck I've ever had?"
They're a desk rider for sure.
"best"=only
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