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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I work in hospitality. I get women multiple times a day asking if I sing, act or do radio work

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

A little kindness can go a long way. Remember to just compliment so. every once in a while, just for the sake of it. It could make their day.

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Girls have a super power they can use to live rent free in any guy's head pretty much eternally. All they need to do is catch them off guard with a compliment.

A guy will keep a shirt until it literally disintegrates if one time a girl said "that color looks good on you." Pretty much every guy that wears a particular cologne, wears that cologne because at some point a girl said he smelled nice. It's not even a horny brain thing I don't think. It's just that guys get so few compliments on their appearance that every single one is massively precious to them.

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

girls would do this more often but there's always the (justified tbh) fear that the guy will take it the wrong way and get weird about it :(

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's absolutely justified fear. For every one guy who will just take it as a sweet compliment, there are ten guys who will think "she wants the D!"

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[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've always bought my husband red shirts because I think he looks good in a bold red color. About 17 years of marriage before he finally told me he doesn't really care for the color, that he just wants to look good for me.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I did a lot of clubbing in the '90s. Once, a beautiful girl came up to me and said: "You're gorgeous" and then ran off. Thing is, though, I was in my early 30s at the time and she looked about 16. So, obviously, I didn't pursue her. But that's stuck with me for over 20 years. I can still hear it in my head.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't remember basically anyone from my secondary schoold other than my 4 close freinds and this one girl that randomly asked me for a hug one day, said I give really good hugs, then basically never spoke to me again.

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[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One time a buddy and I were out drinking and on our way out he ran into a childhood friend. So while they were catching up I was just leaning against a table and listening to their conversation and people watching.

A pretty attractive woman came up to me, looked me dead in the eyes, and said "you'd be more attractive if you had some self-confidence", and then walked out of the bar.

I think about that every day. Because I have never in my life been told I need "more confidence" (actually, it's usually the opposite haha).

[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit like that, I'd probably not read too much into it. Some girls just like to fuck with people (people have been trolling before trolling was an internet term). She probably left laughing how she fucked with your head (yeah, some beautiful girls are fucking deeply ugly on the inside, and vice versa)

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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe she wanted you to approach her, you ignored her "signals" and the only reason that could be, at least from her point of view, was that you lacked confidence.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah I assumed so. It was a few years ago so we probably talked for a bit at the bar (I am not allowed to go get drinks by myself cause I'll end up talking to strangers for 45 mins haha) but I don't remember her from any other point in the night.

Idk it was just really strange haha

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I could never count the number of times in my life I thought people were laughing with me. They weren't.

[–] papertowels@lemmy.one 5 points 1 month ago

Almost a decade ago a random gal walking down the street with her friends told me that she liked my boots.

Now I don't hold back compliments cuz as long as it's clear there's no creepy strings attached, it doesn't hurt and it can make someone's day :)

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tangentially related, I was ordering food at a Wendy's and the cashier out of the blue asked if I had ever been in a long distance relationship. I said no, but I knew people that had and if the relationship was strong enough, it would work out in the end. Hope things worked out for her.

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago

Anon's tombstone:

"She really liked my voice."

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

A woman at a house party saw my driver's license after she asked for proof that I have two middle names and two last names. She saw my photo and said: "your neck doesn't look anywhere near as long in real life" I knew it was a compliment, and I'll never forget it.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've received a lot of compliments on my voice in life, Nicknames for it throughout school; i didn't have a period of voice cracking, literally woke up one day and my voice was different (scared the shit out of my parents that morning).

I hate my voice 🙃

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone hates their voice haha just know it sounds different to other people than it does to you.

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[–] SomGye@dormi.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only time I've ever been "hit on" was when a really old lady (over 65 at least) at a local Moose club called me a "cutie"... Back when I was maybe 14 or 15. Even my past partners didn't give me compliments.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got far more compliments from women (age 30+) when I was 14 than when I was 24. Got literally catcalled by a car full of women when I was 15.

[–] SomGye@dormi.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Just doesn't feel right only getting compliments when underage :(

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