Sucks when you have to haggle to buy your own penis back when you misplace it after a party tho.

Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really... I can get another one so you can have this one.. ok bye

We dont need no masurbation.

Here, this things been pissing me off.

"Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?"

There is a bit of a Pink Floyd trend today: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35498497

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

--Argonaut Octopus, probably.

Yeetin meat is neat

I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards

Is this a reference to The Wall?

Hey you! Yes, you! Stand still, dammit! (How else am I supposed to give you my dong?)

"Damn, I could really use a penis now"

-the female octopus, probably