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Minecraft is under feudalism

Villagers live under the dictatorship of the Golem (DotG). Later, they turn into the dictatorship of the Steve (DotS). The Steve is the feudal lord. For STEVE owns all the land in the village. Villagers aren't slaves because Minecraft leashes don't work on them. But this only masks class exploitation under STEVE's regime. When Steve is in his highest stage of feudalism, he starts farming villagers for iron. He puts all the villagers in 1 sq block space for the rest of their lives.

The dictatorship of the Steve ends when HIS 2 week Minecraft phase ends, and Steve goes back IRL modern capitalism.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now that Minecraft has received an update that allows leashing villagers together in train-like formations, how does this analysis change?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Did Trump become the president of Minecraft

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the steve supposedly provides protection from zombies... who only spawn when the steve is there... hmmm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Zombies are right-wing. Golems are antifa

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Saying that Minecraft villages are under the dictatorship of the golem is stupid. The Iron Golem and the villagers share the same class interests.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

minecraft is settler colonialist fantasy. a wide world, mostly empty, with the few people in it easily subjugated and exploited.

it also has the individualist brainworms. a single plucky individual building up an entire civilization single-handedly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is no civilization in Minecraft

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And make pottery... Yeah. But can you call it society if you've only known hermitcraft?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

civilization is treats and nothing but the treats, society doesnt exist, wake up sheeple!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If society isn't real, then how come we live in one? Checkmate jonkler deniers!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

you best start believing in societies, miss turner. you're in one!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me putting villagers into a boat and pulling the boat with a leash: "it's not slavery it's unpaid labor"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It's just an internship

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Villagers aren’t slaves because Minecraft leashes don’t work on them.

I'm really glad to have read this sentence today.