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How many of y’all all aren’t wearing a well-fitted belt?
You try to pull my pants down, and you’ll be tearing the legs off of my jeans long before you get the jeans down past my waist. I don’t wear ‘em like I’m a convict looking to exchange anal sex for protection, so there is absolutely zero risk of me getting pantsed at any time I’m wearing a normal pair.
This is why I wear thongs. I pull them up to my nipples to assert dominance.
Pics or it didn't happen
Yes, we need more girly boxers.
I’d be thoroughly impressed if a director could somehow pull this joke with a female character, make it funny, and WITHOUT any chance of people sexualizing the scene. Prove to people women can also achieve self-deprecating humor of that kind. Granted, I don’t know how they’d do that.
I just wan't those loose boxer shorts back. Non of this skin tight swetty balls stuff everyone sells these days.
The good old days.
Society has peaked. At least we seen it.
Where's that dude that offered you to beat him up in front of your GF for 50 bucks when you need him?
My trousers get pulled down to reveal my trouser snakes. They hiss at you and scatter in all directions while I chase them and try to put them back in my trousers.
What do you feed them?
Trouser mice.
Do they live in your trousers as well or do you have to meet a person with trouser mice every couple of weeks?
Happened to me in middle school. I was wearing my Tasmanian Devil boxers that day.
I was wearing loose boxers... For real lol.
It happened to me. In high school. It was part of a play we were doing for our drama class. It was stupid then. It's stupid now. But it happened to me. And it can happen to you.
Eminently solveable with a well-fitted belt.
It also helps to not wear pants like you’re a convict looking to trade anal sex for protection.
I believe he was wearing pants like someone who has to perform a depantsing skit in a play.
The world changes. My boxers are red with white hearts these days.
This is only tangentially related. Why aren't there sexy/slutty underwear options for men though? There should be something other than jock straps/thongs to give men slutty underwear.
I once had a thing with a man who wore tight black lace boxers, I think they were Dolce and Gabbana or something? Idk, it was incredibly sexy though.
I find pouch briefs (modal usually) to be good if you've got the package and booty to fill them out. Calvin Klien used to make a pouch bikini brief that was basically perfect, but that was many years ago and their modern ones are much smaller in the front.
Fr 😭 the best I’ve found is silk boxer briefs. So much of the “sexy” stuff is crude joke shit, like oh look the dick is an elephant trunk! Also even more tangential, why is no one able to take a good dick pic? How is a blurry picture of a dong next to a can of Monster supposed to entice me?
Yeah I've wondered this myself too. It kinda sucks to feel like there's nothing I can do short of dedicating myself to years in the gym to make myself look 'sexy'. My best move, apparently, is to wear the red boxers my partner finds the sexiest while she has all kinds of fancy frilly thongs.
And I don't know if you are a person with a penis yourself but it is just impossible to make that thing look good on camera. Again, my best move is to just wear the boxers and accentuate the bulge.
Sounds like you want well tailored boxer briefs
What about them is girly?
The hearts. Real men wear skulls and guns and violence on their underwear. None of this wussy love and that.
/s if not obvious
I only wear the manliest of patterns: scottish tartan
Misappropriated Punisher logo boxers
Man, I feel monstrous admitting to still finding this sort of loony tunes slapstick to be funny depending on context.
Like, someone having their clothes aggressively yanked off, yes, that’s sexual assault. Boxers exposed from accidentally blowing themselves up with slapstick-style dynamite, sure, that’s funny.
There’s definitely a vein where exposing underwear as a joke becomes predatory or abusive, I just can’t envision it as a genuine major issue in most cases.
I'm fine with this, being a man.
Where have all the good men gone and Where are all the gods...?
Where's the street wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?