But my fridge has a little spot just for the eggs. They look so cozy there. I actually don’t know where I’d keep something as fragile as eggs outside my fridge in the kitchen. Genuine question where do you keep your eggs safe? Do they often break?
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Am American living in the city with 8 chickens. The only scary thing is seeing eggs in the market go for $10/dozen
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Why would this scare Americans? We can get farm fresh unwashed eggs here too.
Most of us don’t and many of us are skeeved out by this. I recognize that it’s stupid and these eggs are fine, but it still makes me feel gaggy looking at them.
You can wash eggs at home (only) if you immediately use them afterwards.
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My guy, I grew up on a chicken farm. This does not scare me.
Well obviously if you're an actual chicken, it won't. How was your cage growing up?
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Trust me bro, we dont care
Imagine eating a bird's menstrual discharge.
You don't have to eat a bird's one. Like that Emo Philips joke: my sister made some eggs, so we cooked them.
Imagine not knowing what mental discharge is and that chickens don't menstruate.
Unfertilized egg is homologous to a mammal's menstruation. Cope
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You knows those are good because of the way that they are.