Left there so long it's growing into a chicken
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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Heads up, OP: these eggs have been industrially washed, sterilized, then someone took a feather and glued it on them. Look it up.
You ever wondered why you'd find at most one of them per box?
Basically, you're as big of an idiot as your portrait of an American grocery shopper, but you're also a naive hypocrite.
How do you know this? It's actually illegal to wash eggs in many countries, for the reasons outlined in the post.
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Don't be silly. Those are not real eggs. Birds are not real and so aren't eggs.
big farma has been lying to us all these years
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Am american and this:
is what I have in my fridge right now. Rural living win.
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Eggs are shelf stable? How long do they last on the counter?
Unwashed eggs are shelf stable, they last for a few weeks at room temp. Washed eggs, like you'd get at an American grocery store, absolutely need to be refrigerated.
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Two hundred and fifty years, give or take
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Seems a bit dated - when was the last time you touched base with your Yank pals? Even in the cities now chicken cooping is extremely popular. Very common to have your own hens or have a work friend or neighbor hook you up with eggs from theirs these days. I think most people are now familiar with eggs that look like these.