A traditional Clinton wedding
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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I'll have the baby back ribs
smh, another non-vegetrian-accomadating place
"Please let us know of any dietary restriction" would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats.... I would expect at least fish as an option.
Tofu baby is available upon request.
I'll have a triple battered deep fried American child covered in bacon and cheese
If you care about your health you should really opt for the Mediterranean child.
That's horrible and disgusting!
Do you want to clog your arteries?
I'm a 'Merican, obviously
if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you'll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.
When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.
(See if anyone gets that)
In this corner of the internet, I'd be surprised if someone doesn't. But then they get to be one of today's lucky 10000
"Hey Debbie. I have a book for you."
"What is the book, Sparks?"
"A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift."
"What's the book about, Sparks?"
"Eatin' babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!"
Depends, is it GMO free?
Full of microplastic
That's fine, we're all full of microplastics. And PFAS.
Conspiracy theorists will use this pic at proof
Is this an Epstein event?
Oof
I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
Not even a rotisserie newborn?
They say 12 and under but I bet a lot of them are like 1 or two, and you'll be wishing you had ordered more then.
It's just like veal!
Yeah but those young ones are just so fatty.
So nice of them to consider the dietary needs of us baby-eating atheists!
Must be the rsvp for the DNC amiright?!
Soy free children for me, thanks....
I'm sorry we currently don't have soy. Do you want children without something else?
Vaccinations....?
I prefer fried.
Well, I wasn't planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child... I just hope it's one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
This is a typo right?
I'm guessing there's two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you're filling this out for a child, you choose the "children" option to indicate that they'll have the entree for children. It's just structured kinda funny.
What do you do if you don't eat meat? Don't attend?
bring your own snacks.
Or don't eat. I agree, it doesn't seem very accommodating
Betting children get chicken instead of the good stuff!
Theresa a really easy way to avoid this and it's called phrasing
Danger zone?
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