Watched this guy make all the cars behind him backup so he could retreat.
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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Amazing, Got so far and then realized their mistake at the last moment.
This absolutely deserves it's own post.
I like how on my car there are routes for water to drain wherever two panels meet, even if those panels are a door with a seal. It's almost like the people who designed it thought it might get used outside
Ironically, gasoline is recommended to wash Stainless Steel.
The irony being you can't take some other Tesla models through touch car washes due to swirling on California compliant paint jobs.
So the Cyberfuck is:
- Not bulletproof
- Not waterproof
- Can't handle mud or snow
- Can't handle the sun
- Can't handle parking lots
Did I miss anything?
Don't take it within 10 miles of the coast.
It activates dynamic "go brown and crumbly" safety feature on the outer panels.
Wasn’t it supposed to be amphibious. Don’t forget headlight shelf gets clogged with snow
Except it was literally was advertised as being as such.
https://electrek.co/2024/02/21/tesla-cybertruck-drives-through-water-real-world-wade-mode-test/
Last year, Musk claimed Tesla Cybertruck would be “waterproof enough” to serve as a boat and cross rivers:
Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes and even seas that aren’t too choppy.
Also let's not forget about how the tow hitch can't tow.
They're pointing out the same thing as you. But yeah it's really dumb
Can rust even under ideal conditions
• fucking ugly
Charge the car wash with terrorism.
I'm sure the car wash will claim it was just enhanced interrogation.
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