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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 11 points 1 week ago

Odette is a good alternative for the name Omelette

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

hmmm

  • syphillis
  • rita lynn
  • morticia
  • arson
  • jenni-saidh
  • adolf
  • brock turner (obligatory)
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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago
[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago
[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ephebophilia, ephie for short🤣💀😵‍💫

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago
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[–] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oranjello and Lemonjello

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fellatia

Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it

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[–] don@lemm.ee 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

Is that all you can say!?

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Dee dee would approve

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[–] Branquinho@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] oddspinnaker@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

“This is my daughter Flu”

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[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Most metals work pretty well

  • Aluminum
  • Bismuth
  • Mercury
  • Nickel (some people are already named this, but spelled Nicole)

Nickel... spelled Nicole

That's some crazy pronunciation if those two sound similar.

[–] MissGutsy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

With how many trans women name themselves after gemstones, more trans men should name themselves after metals

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Would anyone willingly choose Al for a name (short for aluminum). Steel, or Tin is maybe cool, but the nickname options for like Titanium are pretty bad.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would anyone willingly choose Al for a name

paul simon?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sodomy
Fellatio
Cunnilingus
Pederasty

!Father, why do these words sound so nasty?!<

Masturbation \

!Can be fun!<
!Join the!< holy orgy
Kama Sutra
!Everyone!!<

(ref youtube/jTsD-ecGtts, or even better youtube/vq0RzhgLA3k)

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Blue Waffaletta

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Melena. Edema.

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[–] avguser@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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