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u up babe? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You know he saying to himself “Pretty good, Neil, pretteeeeee guhd”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'll take Urmum next.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dude chill, at least give me time to prepare myself first

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Roses are red
Violets are violet
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Should sometimes stay quiet

(not mine; stolen from somewhere)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But... I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Probably talk shit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He's hopelessly attracted to black holes

And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

First solid out loud laugh I have had in a few days.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Here’s to many more then!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

First I smashed pluto, now I'm coming for uranus.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

First I smashed pluto…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can see the trauma in this pic. So sad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

#plutoo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Neils penis is a massive man meatier.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

He’s a thirsty, thirsty man.

Combos!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Came here just to make that joke!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

💋🪞

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on which lips he's using.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago