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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Mow Rocks is my new band name

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Someone tried to mow this, didn't they?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

That was my first thought.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Mow reads the same upside down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

So what do we call a word that is a palindrome, but as it's rotated about the x-axis?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

how else am I going to get all these rocks through those car windows?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Hmmmm... no signs saying you can't do some donuts with a rear wheel drive car in the rocky patch. That should break all the windows. It may also have the bonus of breaking nearby people too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Replace the lawn mower blades with chisels and have at it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Alternatively, replace all the rocks with flints and watch the world burn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

damn dude I see your comments on 90% of the posts I come across, be It on early morning or late night

I'm genuinely curious, what do you do for a living?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm genuinely curious, what do you do for a living?

Comment on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I could never do this to my chisels. So much sharpening, so many bevels.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This should be in everyone's front yard ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Xeriscaping is pretty cool in more arid places, but in more wet places those rocks would get covered in weeds super fast.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I just watched a Mythbusters episode about how wrong this could go. Don't try this at home!