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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That hamster is staring into my soul with its little void eyes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Giant Worm...

Pros: The spice

Cons: lifelong addiction to the spice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also Pros - can be ridden at motorway speeds and can swallow your enemies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Your comment reminded me of that worm thing from men in black

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Fremen in Black

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I have never in my life seen as much pet hair in a house as in my sister's from her Great Pyrenees mix.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The dog’s con is a pro to me. First it’s fun to train your dog. Second you can train them to do cool shit.

The worm’s con could also be a pro. The real con should be: will ruin your back yard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It will ruin you ~~back yard~~ planet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Dogs also ruin your backyard. That Mfer has dug 30 or 40 holes 1ft deep 3ft across in the last 6 months alone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That’s because you don’t do enough of the training part.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you dug enough holes yourself your dog wouldn't need to

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Now you’re thinking with portals.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Fucking worm? Is this the Dune cup all over again?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Huskies unite!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

My cats could join this club

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Giant fucking worm

How is this a con?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hope you're ready to spend thousands per month on food

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Nah, it'll find food no problem. The legal liabilities are the real kicker.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

You missed the 'highly self sufficient' part

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

It's not.

SHAI-HULUUD!

[–] [email protected] 81 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Giant Worm

  • Pros: Produces mind-altering spice that will enable travel across the galaxy. You'll smell time and hear math.
  • Cons: Everyone is going to be all up in your business forever because of that spice. Also you'll become a worm.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

How many times do I have to say it people, jeez... you're only in danger of becoming a worm if you have sandtrout. Once past that stage, they cannot stick to your skin.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pro: his coming cleanses the world

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cons: your skin is not your own

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Cons: It's really just the larval form and eventually you'll end up with shriekers and ass-blasters.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Can't ride your dog across the desert. Believe me, I've tried

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But they can pull you across the Arctic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I mean you can, just not all the way.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did said dog have a name?

This might effect things.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)