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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Six is a bit early. If I could go back to between age 18 and December 2015

I could make money and have a way better career trajectory and love life.

Otherwise back spring/summer 2007.

6 is pointless. Knowledge and wisdom in a body and brain not equipped for it? Hardcore depression.

So yeah 10 mill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Blue pill: I would die of boredom if I had to go back to school for more than a couple of days.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

I'm not sure if people here realize this, but the interest from $10m is approximately four to eight hundred thousand dollars per year.

So, with ten million, one could instantly retire and never ever have to work again.

That's priceless freedom to me, and it wouldn't require deleting almost all of my friends, relationships, experiences, and who I am.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago

Red pill so I can become powerful enough to end everyone's need for money

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Blue. No mistake reversion or bitcoin investing would outweigh possibly never meeting my partner again. With Blue, I have everything I could ever want from this life, with red, I may lose everything important to me now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

If I choose red, I wouldn’t be able to guarantee my daughter would be born even if I met my wife because of, well, biology, but if choose the blue pill I can make sure she’ll have a huge head start on life from this point out, so blue pill it is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Red one gives you both. Literally. Just buy Bitcoin or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Except if you have a pretty good life and don't want to mess up the timeline that led you there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd take the $10 mil. Childhood seems like it would be a lot less fun if I had to go through it again but now with the jaded mind of a middle aged man.

I can for sure find a way to have fun with ten million dollars though 😉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah my childhood sucked, and knowing I'd have another 12 years of abuse with nobody taking me seriously because I'm a kid? No thanks. I could put $10mil to good use right now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I get back to 2005 I can easily get more than 10 millions by the time it's 2024 again. Plus all the other perks of restarting your life

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, get into Bitcoin at the peak investment age of ten.

Edit: JFC y'all, I'm middle-aged.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Have you tried being older? Bitcoin would be a 21+ problem for me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
  • Zoom and GameStop stock.