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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

The cutting I understand, normally it's precut

But ranch dressing?....noooo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The cutting it yourself thing is kind of weird tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You're supposed to roll it over and eat it like a taco obviously.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Where's the pineapple? Waiter!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, thanks.

I don't think I would like this :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Then you probably won’t, it has a very strong taste

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

it's mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.

Pizza is a vegetable in America

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I don't think it should have mayo or sugar in it. That sounds like European propaganda

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

The best ranch ive had was actually made with buttermilk and was good with a lot of things, mostly fried foods.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

For my sanity, I refuse to put those points together.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

It's where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Ah Belgium (or maybe NL?) definitely the place for authentic Italian pizza (that one looks good though)

Edit: likely NL

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Seems to be La Perla in Amsterdam (the Netherlands). The logo matches the wine glass, the address matches the visible street sign, and most important: the place sells pizza.

Their website

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Looks like Pizzeria Dol che vita, Tweede Tuindwarsstraat 53, 1015 RX Amsterdam, Netherlands

Or maybe Papa John's. I'm not sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's not complete without Hot Pizz sauce

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Haha yeah the beers are from D'ij Brewery in Amsterdam.

And the red brick streets are very Dutch too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I'd call it the Badger Blast

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could you please stop badgering me? They keep scratching my face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

You just need some mushrooms mushrooms, or perhaps a snake

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