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New research reveals chimpanzees act as ‘engineers’, choosing materials to make tools based on the structural and mechanical properties which make them ideal for the job. (www.eurekalert.org)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They also act like management, jerking off and throwing shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

So they are engineers!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't do industrial revolution chimps. It's not worth it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

They will only understand why, if they go through it themselves.