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[–] brightandshinyobject@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works -3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

For me, a lot of things:

  • Ketchup
  • Mustard
  • Mayonnaise
  • Other sauces
  • Onions
  • Mushrooms
  • Pickles
  • Lettuce
  • Tomato
  • Other vegetables and/or fruits and/or fungi

My ideal burger is just bun, cheese, and patty, bacon optional.

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[–] wildestride@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Oversized ciabatta buns

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 0 points 2 months ago
[–] Awebo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

American cheese

[–] powermaker450@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

bruh they're fucking essential

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

for me, lack of juicy toppings and sauces and spicy stuff.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

For me, juicy toppings or sauces or spicy stuff.

(Ketchup being the exception that I do like)

[–] theblips@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Breaded, deep fried cheese. It's just fat on fat on fat, and for some reason it's spammed in every burger where I live

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago
[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

broken glass, you rarely find it in burgers but it does ruin them?

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Oberyn@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  • Pickles . They ruin EVERYTHING ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼
  • Soggy buns
[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 40 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While not ideal, a $24 dollar burger can be justified. I would be willing to pay $50 for the best burger of my life.

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[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bacon! Even before I quit eating meat I hated bacon on my burgers, I'm an odd duck though.

Nowadays I'm a simple girlie: black bean patty, some veggie Texas chili, a dollop of green chili sauce, and a sprinkle of cotija is my perfect burger.

[–] O_R_I_O_N@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Damn that sounds fantastic!!

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[–] IRQBreaker@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Sliced tomatoes. One bite and that darn slice launches into orbit. (Or my lap)

[–] darthoub@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Ketchup! I haven’t put ketchup on a burger for a while and it’s a life decision I’ll never go back on

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When the bun disintegrates. Usually, it's the too thin bottom half when way too much moisture is placed on it. You're left holding a mess in your hands. This is a failed combination. Don't use the cheapest buns and don't add a ton of watery crap.

At sit-down, non-fast food joints, the trend for over four decades now has been to overdo it with combinations that are more upscale. The ingredients are mostly fine, except for they stack all that shit too high. It's one more way the thing just immediately fails.

[–] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

I’ll pretty tolerant and will eat anything, but the easiest way to ruin a good burger is a soggy bun!

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