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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

For me, a lot of things:

  • Ketchup
  • Mustard
  • Mayonnaise
  • Other sauces
  • Onions
  • Mushrooms
  • Pickles
  • Lettuce
  • Tomato
  • Other vegetables and/or fruits and/or fungi

My ideal burger is just bun, cheese, and patty, bacon optional.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Oversized ciabatta buns

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

American cheese

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

bruh they're fucking essential

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

for me, lack of juicy toppings and sauces and spicy stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

For me, juicy toppings or sauces or spicy stuff.

(Ketchup being the exception that I do like)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Breaded, deep fried cheese. It's just fat on fat on fat, and for some reason it's spammed in every burger where I live

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

broken glass, you rarely find it in burgers but it does ruin them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
  • Pickles . They ruin EVERYTHING ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼
  • Soggy buns
[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (3 children)

While not ideal, a $24 dollar burger can be justified. I would be willing to pay $50 for the best burger of my life.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Bacon! Even before I quit eating meat I hated bacon on my burgers, I'm an odd duck though.

Nowadays I'm a simple girlie: black bean patty, some veggie Texas chili, a dollop of green chili sauce, and a sprinkle of cotija is my perfect burger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Damn that sounds fantastic!!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Sliced tomatoes. One bite and that darn slice launches into orbit. (Or my lap)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Ketchup! I haven’t put ketchup on a burger for a while and it’s a life decision I’ll never go back on

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

When the bun disintegrates. Usually, it's the too thin bottom half when way too much moisture is placed on it. You're left holding a mess in your hands. This is a failed combination. Don't use the cheapest buns and don't add a ton of watery crap.

At sit-down, non-fast food joints, the trend for over four decades now has been to overdo it with combinations that are more upscale. The ingredients are mostly fine, except for they stack all that shit too high. It's one more way the thing just immediately fails.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I’ll pretty tolerant and will eat anything, but the easiest way to ruin a good burger is a soggy bun!

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