this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The Japanese says she stuck it into her anus......

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Does someone has the source?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well there's your problem: you don't have a pelvis.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

You may have back pain if you try to sit up without one

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Holy shit, finally a solution to my back pain that I can get behind! Now, is there anyone big enough to get behind me?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

djsoren19 calls for aid!

And Bad Dragon shall answer

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

Nah sorry, I don't know any sign language, American or otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

R.I.P. their "outbox" as well

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Look, if all the horny femboy posting I already do hasn't attracted anyone to my dms, I'm not sure anything will.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That looks like an artillery shell.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Ain't no one on earth outrank an artillery man running full speed away from something.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Chronicle back brain

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago

Original tweet quote translation:

"After inserting the giant butt plug, the [strained back/slipped disk] pain disappeared"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pain in the Back, the Chronicles.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Laprodic posture like that ain't good for most people.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Solid portmanteau

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I didn't think a single word could be poetry, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Phew, 2 ways to read it and they may both be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

The 'rape u' dick?