Misread this as "proctologist: what do you see?" - I'm screwed
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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I see I see I see DP!
Displayport lol
How is that related
Palm tree on an island with some houses.
First I saw jelly beans, then I noticed the arrangement and saw touching tips, then I looked for what else could be taken in that direction and noticed the clearly intentional double penetration.
A good time 😏
Some super Mario level backdrop
Docking. (What does that say about me?)
Lol, I was thinking that a sword fight was about to ensue.
Ive been staring at it for a while to see if it could possibly be anything else. Got nothing.
Honestly, my first thought was that it sort of looked like a Mario level.
A Clown Triangle
Or possibly a blue man with a funny mustach and a colorful blouse.
You mean a clown threesome.
Is what I said
Your mother?
You only know the answer because you were there when the picture was taken.
Check the comments for the name of the actress...
I dunno... what do YOU think it is?
Double penetration (one in the ass and one in the vag).
The bisexual in me prefers double vaginal penetration, but it's difficult to find good DVP without running into the same guys in every video, or some nasty Russian shit where they also piss on the girl. Instant boner killer.
Agreed. I draw the line at pissing on them
Two dugtrios
It's actually two Machamps viewed from below.
Hey I've seen this one, it's a classic!
A picture
Ceci n'est pas une acte sexuel
Two totally normal sized dicks
What? Those are huuuuuuuuuge ong
Dolphins dressed in monocles with tiny tophats that cover up their blowholes.
Oval Office meeting of the 2 co presidents
Ah, so that's America in the middle then.
Poop back and forth, forever.
I am glad I am not the only one
))<>((
clown orgy
My parents fighting
How many parents do you have 👀
Yes
Two bears high fiving
Kermit, Ms. Piggy, and Bert.
Decidedly not tulips if that's what you were hoping for.
two clowns about to touch peens
That looks like what they used to call a "Displaced Person".
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