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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Here's the original for anyone curious:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do you have any for someone bicurious?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Titties is spelled with two t's.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you spelled it with three so what the hell do you know

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Good point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not in that universe. They probably also say parmesan funny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's fictional, he writes how he wants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yep. TITTIES. See, I even just wrote them bigger.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Based and cool

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think your lizard woman has a working spine. Nice drawing tho

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Who doesn't love snilk? It's even lactose-free!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I am specifically going to put big tiddied lizard women in my next D&D campaign and they will sell Lizard Milk to the PCs.

It's not any weirder than the lizard people technically being trees in The Elder Scrolls.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

My PC needs a big tiddy lizard girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that more of a "from them we come and to them we will return" thing than literally them being a type of tree?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought it was a symbiotic relationship kind of thing where the trees are spookier than you might like

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's not enough information to know. They're either spooky or the least spooky things on the planet, and only the writers know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Shame Bethesda don't have writers any more

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hey that's a khajiit thing!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, if it's a lizard woman then she already is a mixture of mammal (human) and lizard - why shouldn't the secondary sexual characteristics be more on the human side?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Reptiles don't have sexual dimorphism?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, they do. Females are larger and in my experience a bit more aggressive across many species, bearded dragons have sex defined coloration, geckoes are one of the easiest groups to determine sex imo considering the males have nearly external testes and larger, broader heads

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a drawing, it's fantasy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What I wanted to say was: if it's a lizard that shows human traits (speech, walking upright, tool use, human intelligence) why is it bad to add more human/mammal traits like breasts?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's not bad, but I've seen it put this way:

It's quite easy to believe a species of reptile could conceivably end up standing upright and having a similar body shape to us, as there's nothing in the defining features of a reptile that are broken by that concept

But mammary glands (tiddies) are quite literally what makes a mammal a mammal, giving it to a reptile is going to raise a question to those aware of these definitions

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Woman isn't a sex, it's a gender. Reptiles don't have gender.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey look, it's the kid in art class.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

No, I love lizard tiddies

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Horny mammals

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
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