this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Looks expensive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

I wish I had higher ceilings in my room I would absolutely do this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The rail is unnecessary. Nobody falls out of beds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Nobody who can still talk afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Judging by the bookshelves, I think you'd bonk your head trying to get into or out of those chairs. The bed would be safe for sleeping but you'd want to be careful about lively activities that might slide the board off to the right of the photo. Given the rest, and the fact it would be a pain to arrange sheets and pillows, that's probably not going to be an issue, though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Looks better than the loft bed I built in college

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah same here. It’s a wonder we didn’t kill somebody.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I studied mechanical engineering so if I had killed someone with my bed frame then I might have felt some obligation to switch majors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

CS major here. It’s hard to kill people with com…. wait never mind. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

A loft like this is pretty typical in a dorm type situation. Am I missing something else?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

why not add some ladder steps? some long bolster pillows?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

It's not pretty but it's functional. Should get some bed sheets though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

For what exactly? This structure looks like a bit sus. Has some alternate uses for sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Building a fort of course. What else is a bed good for?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Yes, yes of course, a fort. That is what i was thinking of.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"cozy feel, utilities not included, $2400/month"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

"Lots of storage space!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

I mean, the clamps are ugly, and I would fear to rip my skin up. But besides that, I dig it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If it's stupid and works, it isn't stupid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

this isn't stupid though, it's effective and practical.

The old axom however is a flawed notion. If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky you didn't hurt yourself.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 12 hours ago

This will last 100 years. The flatpack bunk beds you buy for $259.99 may last til thanksgiving.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 12 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I've only been here a few weeks but OP looks like the GallowBoob of Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

TPM is nothing like that leech. They just post a lot

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

Lemmy is actually only 3 people. Picard, pugjesus, and flyingsquid. Every other user is just an alt for one of us.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

I find the rampant star trek memes a pleasant addition to my life

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yeah I was expecting them to be zip tied or some shit. I'd do jumping jacks on this zero hesitation as long as it's supported to a stud.

I wouldn't mind some kind of lip around the edge of the board holding the mattress but it's not gonna go anywhere. That would mostly just be to keep your phone etc from sliding off.

Lmao I just realized I'm reinventing the jail bunk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

You gotta drill some vent holes in the plywood so the mattress doesn't get moldy, but otherwise this is a valid set up

[–] [email protected] 32 points 12 hours ago

Yeah. I gotta say I came in here to see what the problem was. These things support a ton of weight and, while it may not be beautiful, it isn't going anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

Pitch it as a modular living quarter system repairable under resource-constrained field conditions and any army will buy it (it also simplifies logistics)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Too colorful for that