It actually would be easier to list all the children Zeus didn't have
I'll start:
- Geryon
- Pegasus
- Bellerophon
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It actually would be easier to list all the children Zeus didn't have
I'll start:
*earnestness*
What was your degree in again? Oh.
Well.
I'm a pedant. But man is this pedantic. Her point still stands perfectly fine and communication was achieved
O sure conbitextual cues abound lemnding informatics to the subjected matter. I’m bust saying if’n your a academician typo you should not be unright in the wordering of punts.
Oh sure contextual cues about lending informatics to the subject matter. I'm just saying if you're an academic you shouldn't be putting typos into the wording of your puns
Communication still happened. Typos aren't that big of a deal, relax.
So longing as there ain’t no pernt in standartizaton. Like when your a researches and the output is bespanked its ain’t good for eveythang.
But jest, ifn its just a bout, like, talking at a box of frogs, for nothin, thats perceptble. But then if hes like all me so HAWNY, I SPEEK GOOD HAWN hay’better be down to sniz, ma git?
Do you honestly believe that what you're writing is the equivalent of the typo in the post? Like look at what you've just written, look at the post your mocking, and really ask yourself "am I picking the right battle?"
Can we stop nitpicking shit like this like it's some kind of gotcha? It's ridiculously easy to make small fuckups when writing casually, especially if you're typing on a small screen. She could've originally been writing "all in earnest" and forgotten to make the phrase agree after shuffling some text around.
I have a lit degree and still have tons of typos and errors from autocorrect or whatever simply bc I don't care all that much that a simple social media post is perfect.
“all in earnest”? Really.
Well, if that pumps your nads, then the morose the marrier, I say.
Dude, i'm ASD and saying dial it back.
Oh, sorry.
Isn't that just an obvious joke told with a straight face for double effect?
Every time I think it's an obvious joke and no one is that stupid I'm reminded that Trump won reelection after trying to overthrow (liberal) democracy.
My favorite moment as a camp counselor for twice exceptional kids was when an autistic camper got into an argument with another counselor about the historical/mythological accuracy of this movie (camper insisted it was a terrible movie in mythological terms), and eventually the counselor got frustrated and said "fine, go write me a paper on it" and the camper went off to bed
About an hour later the kid pops his head out his door and asked how long he wanted the paper.
The same kid ended up eating a laundry pod later that summer.
Damn, now that's a job I want to get. How do you find jobs like this?
Ha, this was a camp run through a local private university, so I'd check places like that
Huh. I live next to a public uni. I'll see if they do something similar.
Google "camp counselor job"
glad to help 🤙
Don't forget about the ones he ate...
Patron god of recycling!
Wasn't that Kronos, his father?
Mainly yes, but Zeus also ate pregnant Metis. Athena was born inside him and cut his forehead to get out.
Yes, IIRC... Kronos swallowed a bunch of his children, except Zeus, whom Kronos' wife Rhea hid from him... and provided Kronos a stone in the swaddling of a baby, which Kronos believed was Zeus, and swallowed that instead.
Then Zeus grows up in the wilderness with... some kind of entity aiding him, different versions of the story vary.
Grown up Zeus eventually gives Kronos a chalice of... magic poison, basically, and then Kronos vomits up all of his previously swallowed children... who are all basically fully functional adults now.
I'm definitely wrong. I was thinking of a painting, which is actually of Saturn. I think the myths are similar, but I'm not as familiar with them.
Fun fact: we don't know that painting was actually depicting "saturn devouring his son" it was found painted on a basement wall when Goya passed and they named it that and just really really hoped it wasn't a pickman's model situation
Saturn is... Hera, I think?
Zeus' wife, whom he constantly cheats on.
Zeus = Jupiter Hera = Saturn
... I can't think of a Hera story off the top of my head.
I... think Athena erupted out of Zeus' forehead... for some reason, and that's how she was born...
Uh... ok I am apparently kind of wrong?
Saturn is ... apparently the Roman name for Kronos... and Juno is the Roman name for Hera... but at some point in history, Saturn started to be used to refer to... Hera, sometimes, by some people?
Somebody summon a classics major, I'm out of my element.
Anyway, this is probably the painting you are thinking of:
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son
In this painting, Saturn = Kronos.
Saturn is cronus
Zeus is a shapeshifter, you can never be certain someone isn't his son.