for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn't affect you. You can just, not eat it.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.
A pizza place here makes spaghetti pizza, yup like a 1/2" layer of spaghetti(with sauce) under the cheese..
It's not very good :/
This is worse than the Mac and cheese pizza and twice as confusing.
A place near me does this. It's the worst. The spaghetti is chewy because it's dehydrated from being grilled.
Spaghetti belongs in a taco, not a pizza.
But, now hear me out... What if the spaghetti taco is then placed on a pizza?
Taco Town!
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Kiwtf?
Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can't fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration
What's wrong, babe? You've hardly touched your kiwizza
Meanwhile in Sweden: Enter banana
War crime.
Eww why are the Swedes so weird
Macaroni
This is the one that bothers me more than anything. This is just cheese bread in disguise but uses four times the dishes to create.
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Fucking delicious.
I completely turned around on these recently. Most also mix in pineapple.
The combo I don't understand here is the banana+cheese
That combo isn't the appeal, it's the curry that gets enhanced by the banana. Those two with tomato sauce and the salty peanuts are great.
Can't say that i've ever tried it without cheese, so i wouldn't even know if it was worse or not.
The combo of cheese-meat-curry-peanuts-tomato of course works without any fruit added.
I'm weirdly not grossed out by the half-hour l flavor/texture combo, just seems too rich.
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Oh no...
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If we're talking pizzas that haven't been made, but probably should.
Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.
Well, why don't you go and try it yourself before getting others involved?
Why don't you join the fun instead? Gimmie a pizza suggestion instead of this weak lambasting.
How about I give you a pizza this
Aardvark fist on pizza it is. I'll try anything twice.
Ooh, I like... I think you might want to add some sharp cheddar.
Midwesterner spotted.
There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.
There are also people putting grapes on pizza. Any feeling about that?
only if theyre sliced like olives.. to maintain integrity. from a taste perspective.. directly to jail. no trial required.
I think it’s kinda dumb, much like putting whole little tomatoes on a pizza It’s hard to get topping consistency from bite to bite and they’re likely to roll off.
Taste wise, everyone’s different, I’m not going to judge in that aspect.
eh...I'd try it. But knowing that kiwi gets really mushy, I don't suspect I'd enjoy it. It's the fibrous nature of pineapple which allows it to stay in-tact after cooking, and kiwi is just going to make a mushy spot.
Maybe oranges could work if they were processed right...
You could bake the pizza and then basically flash fry the kiwi slices seperately, a few minutes before the rest of the pizza is done, either in a seperate oven, or pan, and then throw those fried slices onto the pizza while the cheese is still cooling.
I think I'd enjoy that.
I've had 'fancy' Hawaiian pizza that had little mandarin orange slices. It didn't really work. Too juicy, and the orange flavor didn't mesh well with the rest of it. I'd also try the kiwi pizza just from pure curiosity, but also wouldn't have very high expectations.
Pineapple is the perfect texture and flavor to go with all the other ingredients.
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
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Fuck it, slice me off a piece
How far are we from the time when someone will just shit on the pizza and offer us to discuss?
Those are called "Lunchables".
Now i want a Lunchable wtf