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[–] [email protected] 4 points 34 minutes ago

When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Maybe if your cult obsession with Trump is to the point where you propose bills like this you might be mentally ill for real.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This is amazing to watch! To see all the liberals trying to figure out what TDS means to themselves. It's a blessing to see so many being illuminated.

They're starting to become aware of themselves!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Hey, turns out one of the Republican senators that helped draft this bill is a pedophile.

Hopefully you figure out what TDS means and who the people you associate with really are.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"How dare you notice my fascism! You're mentally ill!" gaslighting at its finest and classifying something doesn't make it true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Changnesia is REAL!!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Gaggle Of Pedophiles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Canada and Mexico REALLY need to seal our borders...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

The problems in both countries have always been the US

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, just steal this and use it to describe deranged Trump idiots. The right wing steals useful words like "fake news" and "groomer" and alters their meanings for political purposes all of the time. This one should be a layup because without reading into it everyone already thinks it's the condition those everyday July 4th cosplay, big truck with tattered flags morons have.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Funny thing is that's how I read it...

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