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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

When they're literally deranged by Taylor Swift and Barbie movies...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

they're so far gone in the cult they belong in mental institutions

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

Tomorrow there'll be a new bill to decriminalize pedophilia.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Well you know what they say, not ever republican is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a republican

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

This will not pass in Minnesota. What a stupid bit of grandstanding and waste of taxpayer money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

This will give the Government of Putin the excuse to throw the critics into the privately run detention centers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago

Maybe if your cult obsession with Trump is to the point where you propose bills like this you might be mentally ill for real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago
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