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[–] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 9 points 9 hours ago

…brought to you and sponsored by a pedophile.

Your 2025 GOP All Star lineup!

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Democrats should counter with a "Trump Sycophancy & Supplication Syndrome" Bill...

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

When they're literally deranged by Taylor Swift and Barbie movies...

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

they're so far gone in the cult they belong in mental institutions

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 40 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Tomorrow there'll be a new bill to decriminalize pedophilia.

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

Well you know what they say, not ever republican is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a republican

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 10 points 23 hours ago

This will not pass in Minnesota. What a stupid bit of grandstanding and waste of taxpayer money.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This will give the Government of Putin the excuse to throw the critics into the privately run detention centers.

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