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[–] bigbootyhofan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I started eating the core for gut health. Won’t lecture you - google it if you like.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

In this thread: cyanide and depression

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sadly my granddad was only an average depression survivor.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

But on the plus side you get to fuck Helena Bonham Carter.

Well, someone does. It's all the same to her.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

one time a kid in elementary school ate an apple and its core in front of me and i asked how he did it and all he said was "im russian"

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My grandmother lived through the hunger winter and she remained adamant about not wasting any food. Those things have a big impact.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I honestly don’t understand why people don’t eat the core. It’s the same but a little more chunky. Why do so many people let perfectly edible and tasty food go to waste.

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

The seed cases taste like plastic

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I ate the core at school but the teachers made me stop because "the seeds are poisonous!"

[–] wombledomble@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago

Because it's barely edible and not tasty...

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The seeds contain cyanide.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Kellamity@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Cyanide isn't a bacteria

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

a very small amount. The seeds are not harmful to eat.

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