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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Friends! Canadians! Countries of unfamiliar spellings! Lend me your eggs!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

But don't send me your poor people. .. Unless they are carrying eggs. Then let them come... we'll keep the eggs and send the people back.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a joke right? Something from the Onion? Why would any country help out Trump now?

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

It sucks that this is happening.

Food staples becoming a cost-prohibitive thing, regardless of who's elected, is extraordinarily bad. I wish people could get past their reflexive need to point fingers and root for the other team to fail over this, because I'd think that wanting people to be able to eat is something we could all agree on.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately things need to get bad enough that Trump loses his base or we'll be stuck in this shit forever. Best just to bite the bullet and brace for the shitty hopefully short term until he pushes the wrong person and everything comes crashing down on him. It's the only way forward that may actually result in improvement as far as I can see.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

I thought the US didn’t need anything from anyone else? Isn’t that what you said?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Oh, we can all egg you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hah! Get wrecked, cunt!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Get bent, United States!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm not saying we should...

But negative tariffs on eggs coming out of the USA and ridiculous tariffs on eggs going into the USA would tickle my funny bone

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.

Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.

Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.

There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm not suggesting that corporations aren't inflating prices, but your chicken breasts come from birds which are slaughtered pretty young, as opposed to egg layers so there is a much larger window to be infected.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

HPAI A(H5) or A(H7) virus infections can cause disease that affects multiple internal organs with mortality up to 90% to 100% in chickens, often within 48 hours.

They're not that young :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If there were any empty shelves, I'd buy it. I should have taken a picture. Nobody is buying any eggs. The price should have ridden that wave, there should be almost no eggs on the shelf, priced at the maximum that pushes product without quite selling out.

There were thousands of eggs there.

In covid we ran out of toilet paper, it wasn't 8x the price on the shelf. Those eggs on the shelves are weeks old now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism artificially creates scarcity (or the illusion of scarcity) to generate capital.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Price collusion and greed

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"You will become part of the US."

two days later....

"Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

charge us more, seriously

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Iraq: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Canada: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Denmark: has eggs

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆👍

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Time to educate Trump in the fine art of export tariffs.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would love to see NATO countries (besides the US) band together and say:

”We will come together to support our great ally, so long as she saves herself. Upon the acceptance of President Trump's and Vice President Vance's resignation, we will provide the aid that our friend needs."

Trump could, in fact, be the hero here. He could walk away from the presidency with a win. For added measure, these countries could write lofty and wonderful articles about Trump's selflessness.

We know he won't.

Aside: I'm not saying Mike Johnson would make a good president. But let's take this one thing at a time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

"On this trade war that HE started…"

Ok.. but then it’d be truth for once 😅

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. ... ... ... Can you spot me $50 until payday?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

America is basically the scumbag Steve meme from the early Internet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Going to assume you mean the meme.

Blake Boston, the guy whose picture was used for Steve, was alive and well as of August last year, at least according to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA296fsdaB4, and there's no obituary showing up online.

The Wikipedia article for the meme would almost certainly have been updated if there'd even been a whiff of that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I fucking hate living in the US. It's embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I propose a deal. It could be known as the best deal ever! The US ramps up support of Ukraine, so they can finally beat Russia and get peace. Then invite Ukraine into NATO. This also forms a buffer for Europe against Russia. Then Europe will send you all the eggs you need, for free.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

A simple "Fuck off America" would suffice

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