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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they'd raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It's not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump...

I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not vegan, vegetarian, or even uncommonly attached to animals. But you are a disgusting person. Rats are great. Rats with wings are pretty cool too. Killing stuff that inconveniences you is psychotic behaviour. Simple as.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's sweet. I hope you have the same level of empathy for human beings.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course I do. That empathy need not stretch into the loss of a fucking chip. And in front of children no less...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, at least you feel bad for the children, that's more reasonable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Guess what that "person" doesn't feel any empathy for humans

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you have no empathy for animals just trying to do their thing, that is a good indicator that you'll lack empathy for people as well.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I understand they're trying to do their thing, and that's what happens. He's not going around torturing birds for his entertainment. And here I'm entirely on the side of humanity, lol, what? I feel bad for the dude, his day was probably ruined.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His day was ruined by his own actions, not the loss of a chip. Are you fucking dense?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

??? He got assaulted by a winged rat. I'm about to eat chicken right now. It seems like you have a lot of feelings and that's actually nice and sweet but the direction is wrong IMO.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You could have just answered the question about being dense with a yes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The next person who disagrees with you should do the same thing. Fucking psychos

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To each their own. But I have had rat friends who were more trustworthy than many humans.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Seriously rats can be really great. The worst part is their shorter lifespan.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yup. We have had two sets of ratties live with us. After the second set died a few days apart I swore off any more. When their needs are met they are loving, and care for each other, and us, without reward.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you schedule allows and you aren't entirely rational, chinchillas are stupid, nocturnal, fluffy rats. The advantage is they live longer if treated well. The disadvantage is that nocturnal bit as their warning scream is loud. A girl I dated had a pair for 15 years before they passed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That's crazy behavior honestly. Don't let that guy have access to kids, they wouldn't make it long.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Those kids better stick to their own damn chips

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

This thread seems very British.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

They'll survive as long as they don't steal his chips.