Say less, I'm omw

Americans: Ok sure, but SoCiAlIsM!

Their schools were already orders of magnitude cheaper. Get ready for extreme brain drain!

Man I just love being undesirable in every country due to my beliefs, lifestyle, or lack of a degree.

Living somewhere else is quite tempting in a grass is greener way, but it feels like moving out of my house because of pests. What I'd really rather do is eradicate the pests and get my home back. Even if I move, how long until I have to suffer new pests? Meanwhile the more sane of the two completely out of touch parties that comprise my government are like my housemate, and they keep leaving food wrappers and shit all over the place and they refuse to call an exterminator because it would be "cruel". But these no-kill traps ain't doing shit. Figuratively speaking, of course.

Orange Diaper is burning my country’s goodwill to the ground and I’m so happy to see the rest of the world telling us to fuck off, and more importantly fucking with Americas wallet.

Consequences for bad behavior is the only way it ever gets corrected.

They look like they’re being told to smile or a family member will be killed.