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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My go-tos are: "Not too bad." and 'I can't complain.'

At least where I was raised, it wasn't 'manly' to respond cheerfully or positively, and the person questioning you absolutely did not have any interest in your well-being and it would be awkward to describe how you were feeling and why you felt that way.

It's also possible to to shoot a 'Hows it going?' right back at them and cease interaction immediately.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

How's it going?

"Yeah not bad, stable downfall"

Not sure on which podcast I heard this

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The horrors persist but so do I

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Oooo not sure I can use this all the time but I hope to remember to use once in awhile.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The phrases (And the totally unnecessary racial qualifiers) may be but I'm pretty sure men are conditioned to suppress their emotions anywhere there's patriarchy, which is most places these days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’re probably correct - but there are underlying reasons for such circumstances that aren’t all necessarily patriarchal.

I was mainly amazed that - apparently - all “white boys” can speak English. That’s, uh, not my experience.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lol I edited my reply to add mention of the odd racial qualifiers just as you wrote the same. Microblog format seems to encourage weird and inaccurate racial group roundup phrases like that. Black american men absolutely do this shit too.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So, here's a fuck up from earlier this year:

A family friend came over one day. I was out by my car, having returned from a visit to the shops. I hadn't seen him in years, and he asks how I was. I responded with "Surviving", before saying something about my degree progress and stuff.

He goes a bit quiet and awkward, eventually making his way inside while I finished what I was doing.

I walked inside and walked past my parents talking to him. Then I remembered something. His partner was diagnosed with a brain tumour that had metastasised from breast cancer. I also remembered that a few days ago, my parents went to visit his partner in the palliative care unit because she lost the fight. I realised then that he clearly came around to tell my parents that she had passed away. She fucking died and I responded with "Surviving".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh shit. Thank you for sharing this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

How's it going?

Haha, you know it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

My go to is "Ah yeah", which could mean I've not considered it, but also dodges me venting the stress I'm feeling. It's a win-win.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

"...Dealin'..."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"It's going" for me isn't a positive response, but I'd say it's more neutral than anything. I wonder if age and/or region factor in. If my answer is something like "well, I'm still alive" that definitely means nothing good is going on (or, perhaps more accurately, I can't see the good because of all the bad at that particular moment).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah for me it's the same as saying 'same old same old' or 'more of the same' or 'same shit different shovel'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm still alive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

What do I do if these are my go-to’s?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"Not too bad" so as to make them think not bad at all when really, it's bad, but could be worse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

"it is what it is"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Same as ever.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

My parents will always specify if the person they're referring to or telling a story about is black. So to help them see how pointless it is I will always specify when someone is white.

They never get it and they'll always pause the conversation "what does him being white have to do with anything? You said he was driving a Benz, that's normal for white people."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Reading this after the thread from that german kid wondering why Americans keep using racial qualifiers like white, black, etc really brings the point home.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

"still breathing"

Personal favorite

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I will overcome."

"I keep dragging myself along."

"Somehow, I remain alive."

"I will perish, but not like this, hopefully, not today."

"Everything is shit and I think we should all get a grenade and end it all."

... and other reasons why you don't ask a Lithuanian how's it going for them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

My Irish American family is a lot like this. One of my favorites that I only use with them goes something like this:

Getting old sucks, and I cannot in good conscience recommend it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I’ve taken to saying ‘adequately, thanks’.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like dropping, "It's not, but how are you?" an easy and more polite way of saying "you don't give two shits about me, so let's talk about you."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do that way too often and.. I wonder if it's not a special kind of self poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It most undoubtedly is, but it keeps me from saying worse when I don't want to play fine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

"Oh you know. How are you?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Somehow I've managed to remain alive."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favourite is similar "I continue to live"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alternatively: "Despite my best efforts, I remain alive."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

the horrors persist, yet so do i

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The horrors persist, so must I

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"I'm above ground."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"Moving forward at a rate of 1 second per second."

Usually at work, in meetings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"Relentlessly."

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"I'm livin' the dream (and would like to wake up)" is a personal favorite of mine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

"well, someone's dream" is something I like to tack on the end haha

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"Nightmares are dreams too"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

"Another day in paradise."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

"Still breathing"

"I'm here, aren't I?" (usually used at work)

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