selling crappy cars to dumb people is probably the role that suits trump the best.
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Trump finally caught up with the versions of him in the parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family and is now a car salesman. Just like the universe intended.
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It's not like it's a surprise. Remember how he did a photoshoot with a can of beans, because the owner of the brand said he liked him?
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Americans electing a used car dealer to the Presidency is, frankly, the fate we deserved.
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Please let this sink the stock even more.
It definitely won't help. "The most unlikable person on earth being associated with our brand is tanking our stocks, what do we do? I know, well ask the second most unlikable person on earth to help."
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It's insane that both of them think this will help...
They truly don't understand that the vast majority of Americans fucking hate them. And the ones that do like one of them, already like both.
Zero people will have any change of opinion because of this.
They truly don't understand that the vast majority of Americans fucking hate them.
Do we know this for sure?
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The richest man on Earth for now
The cool thing about being a trillionaire is that you can fall a long, long, long way and still be the richest man in the country.
Doubly so if you drag everyone else down with you.
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It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.
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Esoterical Fun Fact: Peter North was rated as one of the best partners to have sex with by female porn stars of the time, because of the size of his penis, and his love making skills.
Edit: Its dry humor guys, related to the parent comment that this comment is replying to (he's one of the actors in the image; his name is mentioned). Relax.
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This looks like an SNL sketch. People keep expressing sympathy for the onion writers, but really, how does one even parody this? Just shot for shot, word for word something a satirist would come up with.
50 years ago, the president advertising a product probably would have lead to investigations
Now it barely makes the evening news.
Heck, no need to go back 50 years. If Biden did it there'd be backlash. Trump was right about being able to shoot someone and not losing supporters.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkers_speech
It did, but he got the VP nom anyway. And he went on to fundamentally reshape the Republican Party over the next twenty five years.
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It has to be bad if they resort to trying to sell EVs to climate change deniers.
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