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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Realize that you havn't ordered there in a while and you've moved since the last time you ordered, you updated your billing address but it didn't update the shipping address and the product is now headed toward your old house.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who knew Yahoo! in its prime would be peak Internet.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I remember back in the day we had a popup blocker. Now we are bombarded by popups, but inside the website instead of new windows. The most annoying part is the times delay on them. When the page is loaded, you want to click on a link, but a fraction of a second before you click a promotion pops up and you click on that. Or the Google ads when searching. Click result.... Oh no, the ads loaded in, I clicked on an ad instead. Fuck you.

The amount of effort you need to put in to get the info you want. So annoying! They try so hard to keep you on their website as well. When I want to know a shortcut in excel:

  • search for the shortcut
  • missclick an ad
  • try again
  • find page with info
  • close cookies
  • close promotion
  • need to login for info, go back to Google and try again
  • close cookies
  • close promotion
  • start reading...
  • info about what excel is used for
  • history of excel
  • story about the many shortcuts excel has
  • close popup for newsletter
  • story about different key on keaybord for windows and Apple
  • story about why you would need this action you're searching for
  • buildup to explanation what the actual shortcut is
  • close promotion
  • close another newsletter pupup
  • finally the shortcut you're searching for. FFS
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I think most of this could be avoided if you used ublock origin

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

wow that seems relatively simple given a purchase was made. usually it's at least 4 more pages and verifications and codes and promos

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

We have driver's licence as an app in norway. I was on my way into a pub where I was asked by a bouncer to show ID. I forgot my physical wallet with physical ID, so the dance started:

  • Unlock phone.
  • Find app.
  • App requires national login. Enter personal number (Norwegian SSN)
  • National login has 2FA via another app. Open that to confirm.
  • National login requires password. My password is in a password manager, so I open that.
  • Password manager requires password.
  • and 2FA.
  • Acquire password and scramble back to the app that required password for national log on.
  • Complete login so I can show that I am 33 years old, which is over the required age of 18.

In reality, the bouncer just gave up on me at around step 5 and let me in.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, at step 17 you are certain it's showing ngwt14 but it fails then takes you to an almost twenty year old "identify the motorcycles" with 8 pictures of a partial wheel... or is it a bicycle? And do they mean plural as in for the whole thing or in each image?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Cookie dismisser extension, bitwarden for passwords and 2FA codes, uBlock origin for annoying popups that can't be removed with DNS blocker directly.

There are ways to reduce the pain somewhat, but they shouldn't be necessary in first place.

(Well, hoomans and passwords are an issue that can't be solved easily, but the push for passkeys has been a nice nudge in a more secure and more usable alternative.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Consent-o-matic is a life-saver

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I like to tell people that using uBlock origin means the computer doesn't have to render images and text in adds, so it is actually more environmentally friendly to have it installed than running the browser raw.

It's a thin argument, but I'm happy to see that some people have jumped on because of it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You don’t need an extra extension for the cookie notices. Just use uBlock Original for that:
Under Filter lists enable "Cookie notices"

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

what the fuck do you mean hoomans

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Caught my eye too and it feels eerily reminiscent of the alt-right “coomer” and “consoom” kind of vocabulary, although I stress the word “feel”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

It might be a reference to the Ferengi, from Star Trek. They say "human" in a weird way to demonstrate their mild contempt.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck this is accurate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

2 seems simple, but every site uses a slightly different variation for opt-in, but every variant is based on your lizard brain being tempted to click accept. The sites that make you scroll through 938 'legitimate interest" partners to get the "reject all" option are particularly shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Green button good, red button bad.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Missed the step towards the end were you have to switch browser and restart the whole process because "Firefox not supported" or you've an extension that's a bit overzealous on blocking the checkout popup window.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Or the page which doesn't allow an ad blocker

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Blocked an ad that fucked up the css so dramatically that the checkout button is now permanently stuck at -10% of viewport.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I tried to order chicken teriyaki so it would be ready for my wife to pick up en route home. Website requires a login. Make it. It doesn't log in after creating the login, so log in again. Password wrong. Reset password. Finally get in. Get to last step and there's no button to send the order. Fortunately, I'd wasted so much time that my wife was already there standing in line.

I assume it's just formatted for mobile, but when I'm sitting at my computer, I'm going to use it, it's always faster. Except when it doesn't work.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The times I go in there they're like "Use the website!" I feel betrayed.

And I wasn't looking for solutions, just griping.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ah yes I had to learn this from my wife don't give a solution just nod along. I gotchya

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ha, I've "learned" the same thing from my wife. Definitely still learning, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But... I have to talk to a human?

😱

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I wasn't that hungry anyway.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Blasphemy and heresy.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

How people can deal with internet without adblockers like uBlock is just baffling. Not only ads, but also all the cookie banners and phone app popups and other crap. uBlock will filter all this shit out so you just use the website without junk and annoyances.

I've used the original Windscribe back when it was still a regular x86 app that acted like a local proxy and would filter out ads and banners. That was early 2000s iirc. Even back then I couldn't stand all this crap. Today I can't imagine browsing without uBlock or at minimum with DNS filtering which can't apply cosmetic filters or more advanced rules.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Windscribe was important because every bit of bandwidth saved mattered. Less so with 2.5gb fiber connections to home.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I actually didn't care so much about bandwidth back then even though 56K modem was ass. It was the ad banners that drew me nuts. Especially since that was the era of flashing and blinking GIF and Adobe Flash banners. I got 1Mbit ADSL a bit later and that's when it was even less important since bandwidth was unlimited. Banners were still there tho and were just as annoying.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

AdNauseam. It clicks all the adverts. Yes, this is actively malicious behaviour. No, I don't care.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Malicious against advertisers, beneficial to the site you're visiting.
That's a win-win in the desolate place we call the internet today.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just want to post this here for anyone not aware... uBlock "medium" mode. Kind of an unadvertised feature that has to be enabled in a strangely obscure way (I think they want to make sure you're not a complete idiot).

Still, pretty easy to set up, and much more protection than the default (but also not nearly as frustrating as "hard" mode or whatever they call it). Basically, most sites you visit are going to be broken the first time you go, but you enable elements you need for the site to load, then save those settings for that domain. Takes about 30 seconds or so once you know what you're doing and you only need to do it once per domain. Basically, I keep 1st and 3rd-party scripts off completely most of the time. It's relatively rare that I absolutely need to enable 1st party scripts on a page for it to load.

It's kind of like uBlock + noscript learning mode. The element zapper is clutch as well, but that's not unique to medium mode or anything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

DNS level ad blocks have been a huge game changer for me. When I play games at home, no ads. Then when I go out and play those games, I forget that they have ads.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For me setting up Android phone without it. Installed some app and got bombarded by all the ads and shit. Something I just don't even know on mine.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Actually last time, I clicked on the wrong button on Amazon and the item have been ordered in one click. Obviously that wasn't what I wanted to do and needed to cancel it which wasn't a one click action.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Amazon: we saved your shit just click quick buy

I hate Amazon as much as everyone but they win because they make it easy and have good return policies and shipping. People care more about things being easy than being the cheapest.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry. Soon you'll be able to subscribe to a service where an AI will just order products you don't actually want for you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

well, a large language model.

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