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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Where does the gravel come from? Am I making the Earth heavier when I use this power?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Teleport 7in away, un governable

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How does the free gravel thing work? Can I just summon it in a location of my choice? Or is there a guy who delivers it to me?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It spawns in your gizzard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wait did you just take all of them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gravel ofc. Just imagine being able to provide every construction site on earth with cheap gravel with no cost at all. I'd be the first billionaire on earth who didn't fuck other people over to be absurdly rich.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Thought the same thing but it doesn't say how the gravel is obtained. I assume there's still going to be transportation costs and "life" could be as short as how long it takes to be smothered by a heap of free gravel. I am suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Number seven. And then piss off every "pea under shell" trickster, because you can see which shells are empty.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I'll give you a hint, they're all empty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

But aren't the shells more covers than containers?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can run as fast as Albert Einstein

Now, or when he was alive?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

3 for sure. Depending on how teleporting into other objects works, and how fast you can spam it, you could get some serious work done with a power like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

When you play Noita you discover that the way to move fast is to teleport shorter distance possible and spam it. It is also better for avoiding obstacles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

yeah, #3 is a time machine if you can spam it faster than light can travel 7 inches

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

3 or 7.

Doesn't mention any cooldown on the teleport so I could probably spam it which would make it useful.

7 sounds stupid but it could be actually useful in some situations.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Most humans can already teleport 7 inches instantly... It's called walking. The free gravel is where it's at!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you use a different definition of 'instantly' or do you have some secret arcane knowledge

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I ran the quarter mile in 1 pico-second back in school.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"What is the meaning of toaster?" Is a powerful question. Either able to push buttons and push levers down if the intent is toasting bread, or making a heat coil glow with the intent of cooking bread. Either way, the nuclear industry would be ratically altered. Theres also just a industrial toast factory secretly sponsored by big "nuclear" deticated to making, shipping and toasting bread as slowly as possable. With propaganda for toast simmar to "Got Milk?"

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