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[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 months ago (14 children)

I was actually asked to leave my parents church because I was loudly arguing with the guy running a gift shop that if I were to follow Jesus, I should be flipping these tables, chasing them with whips, and damming them for turning gods house into a place of business occupied by thieves.

I guess they DON'T like considering what Jesus would do.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used https://randombible.org/ but it seems like the bible is just a series of random stories that make no sense.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Isn't the old testament more hardcore than the new one ? Jewish roulette would seem more risky than christian roulette

I mean, obviously Jesus would get arrested by modern "christians" for being a "leftist hippie commie"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The Torah is certainly bad, but the New Testament has its fair share of problematic verses too

Eg

Mathew 18:9

And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It’s better to enter eternal life with only one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell.

Mark 7:24 - 28

Jesus left that place and went to the region of Tyre. Not wanting anyone to know He was there, He entered a house, but was unable to escape their notice. Instead, a woman whose little daughter had an unclean spirit soon heard about Jesus, and she came and fell at His feet. Now she was a Greek woman of Syrophoenician origin, and she kept asking Jesus to drive the demon out of her daughter.

“First let the children have their fill,” He said. “For it is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to the dogs.”

“Yes, Lord,” she replied, “even the dogs under the table eat the children’s crumbs.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The second passage is pretty well established as a joke that NT writers thought was an amazing burn. The "dogs" are the Pharisees, IIRC.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The first one is pretty obviously meant as a metaphor, hardly problematic. The second one is too obscure for me to even figure out what they're trying to say, let alone figure out if it problematic or not.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seeing as they claim Jesus amd Yahweh are one in the same you can't just ignore the OT. All the condoning slavery, taking child sacrifice as payment, stoning women who don't bleed on their wedding night.... that is all part of the Christian god.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

The OT is in the Christian Bible because they can't ignore it, and shouldn't ignore it. But that doesn't mean following.

An eye for an eye is incompatible with turning the other cheek.

Slavery is entirely a human creation, neither the Bible nor the Torah tells believers to enslave other people but what is says, all from the OT to the NT, is "give to Caesar what's his and give to God what's His", I know it sucks but it's not that different from Stoic teachings, that's why Catholics (and other Christians) belief that suffering makes them closer to God.

Edit.

There is a huge debate in Christendom about the meaning of “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them." Some believe the OT rules stand, some believe that they don't. Catholics are taught the OT like kids learn history in school.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

Whaaaaaaaa...?? "A human creation?" You can't have it both ways. Either the Bible is the word of God, or it's ALL "a human creation". But allowing for the sake of discussion that God exists, etc, the NT endorses slavery, discusses how to practice it morally, and says nothing to oppose it. The Christian god thinks it's okay for humans to own humans, according to both the OT and the NT; no different than owning a house or livestock.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's so weird how the last few years, Christians act like the OT has nothing to do with them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Last few years? That’s been going on for 16-1700 years.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not just the last couple years. Things have been taught that way by the Catholic Church for decades.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Centuries even!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I’m working on my salting with fire technique but not much progress yet.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

They’d just take this as evidence of institutionalized persecution against Christians

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I think I can own a Canadian legally now, though. Get a pardon for trying, anyway.

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