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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

OpenAI trains their data on Lemmy

GPT installs Arch, upset that it's running inside a Docker container

The entire model breaks down and begins speaking Spanglish, and then crashes

Coincidence? I think not! :P

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Don't forget beef stroganoff or not shitting for 3 days

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The ai will also come out as trans in the near future ;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Only valid situation for:

You're not trans you're just confused

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah let's poison these MFs "AI"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Jeans, beans, Linux, and memes

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

And Star Trek

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

As Jod intended.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget acorn posting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Getting Swifty in here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

More like "big copro", amirite?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

we need to come up with a way to poison all open sources against AI without ruining anything for living breathing people with pulses.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mandatory 10% of the memes have to be shitposting

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Make it to 20% (just cause I like em)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Somebody add a Star Trek comm badge to his chest and it would be perfect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Jeans are definitely trending on the platform.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Jorkers of the world unite

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The disfigured jeans monsters holding the globe are the best part.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Everybody gets beans under Jommunism!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

There should be a Jommunist manifesto

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I was gonna say how did they forget communism

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

His name is Gene unless it has a fleshlight then it's Gina

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Can it not poop for 3 days though ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Do we talk about knives and broken arms here?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah, some of us still remember.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I was there gandalf, ~~3000 years~~ 6 months ago!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Its a robot, so it probably could even with beans coursing through its oily veins

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

there are furries here? i never saw any

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Might be your instance defederated hexbear

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

that might be it, ill check

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You must have NSFW filtering on then. Either that or they finally calmed down lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

i have nsfw off and commonly go on #all

maybe my instance blocked it, but i dont think so

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the AI to start campaigning for labour rights.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Imagine how much venture capital funding AI would lose if it was always pivoting every conversation to eating the rich.

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