Truly... trump IS the god... the god of turds.
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Now I don't believe a word of the Bible, but this guy checks off so many anti-Christ boxes it's getting harder and harder to see how the people who do believe that stuff don't see it.
the most hardcore believers are the ones who love trump the most.
But given that basically none of these people have read a bible in their life, it's understandable that they don't see the signs of their own religion.
Or maybe they are super into the anti-christ. who knows
Bibles are for hitting your enemies over the head with, not reading.
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Jesus wept
Had to check which community I was in to make sure I wasn't in the Onion one.
Is this real?
When Moses approached the camp and saw the calf and the dancing, his anger burned and he threw the tablets out of his hands, breaking them to pieces at the foot of the mountain. And he took the calf the people had made and burned it in the fire; then he ground it to powder, scattered it on the water and made the Israelites drink it.
He said to Aaron, “What did these people do to you, that you led them into such great sin?”
Aaron then took a drag from his vape and shrugged. He didn't know either
Then the Sianai Times reported how the Pharaoh isn't actually a that bad of a guy and it would serve the Israelites to reopen communication with Egypt and discuss trade partnership, and how slavery should be an individual's choice and that they should vote Moses out for unilateral decision-making. Also, no haha the river never turned to blood and there are no locusts, don't look up at them.
Something about worshipping false idols?
New Christian’s love this stuff
Feels very old testament to me.... Kinky
Isn’t defacing US currency a crime?
Those are custom printed. I'm sure it says "not legal tender" and other disclaimers, but if you or I designed something like that, believe it or not, jail. At best the USSS would have some very pointed questions.
Yes, but this falls under "art" and would likely not be convicted for that reason.
Like how you can buy "Santa dollars" with Santa Claus on them that looks like a dollar bill.
Ah makes sense. But doesn’t the art have to be good to qualify for that? /s
With a golden dong, classy as usual
Wake up babe, new Gävlebocken just dropped. 🔥
BURN THE GOAT
Where is Moses when you need him?
Probably fucking up New York's infrastructure, as usual.