Not to brag, but a quick calculation reveals that I have over 3000 hours of pooping experience, so yeah, I know some stuff about pooping π
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We are only 5 years ahead of a fungus that makes farmland unusable. And that 5 year gap is shortening every year because the fungus is evolving faster then our ability to genetically modify crops to combat it. This fungus is in almost every field in north America and is related to the fungus that took out the bananas in the past.
I thought the 5 year gap was shortening every year because the years pass
Nope, a newly modified canola strain has about 2 years before the fungus can overcome it. And a new strain needs to be introduced. And those new strains are getting harder and harder to produce.
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I saw a video once, so I'm pretty much an expert in it.
Tell me less
I have a lot of experience with ignoring my problems.
Do tell
Those who know, do not speak.
Those who speak, do not know.
And you're one of them?
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Don't know much about history Don't know much biology Don't know much about a science book Don't know much about the French I took
DonΒ΄t know much about geography DonΒ΄t know much trigonometry DonΒ΄t know much about algebra DonΒ΄t know what a slide rule for
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Parasitic wasps will paralyse spiders and lay eggs inside them, then the spider will slowly die being eaten alive by wasp larva from the inside.
What about fig wasps
I'll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I've had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.
Idk my bff Jill
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.
Man, I already donβt do verbs at people. Iβm posting this to a website though, and that doesnβt involve people, but if you choose to read it, then Iβm delighted. If we have that layer of internet abstraction, then we can do whatever we want?
Iβm gonna go outside and touch some grass.
That's what she said
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I may not know anything but as someone who knows something I can say that the thing is permitted.
Free information dump:
All independently fact-checked and verified accurate as of this morning
I can't believe you're just giving all of this away for free smh
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I know that I know nothing, that must count as something right?
"If you know that you know nothing, then that means you know 1 thing; which would cancel out the fact that you know nothing, making you a fool.
The key is to recognize that you only know that you've more to learn about the things you do not know, though you don't know what those may be. Only then can you never be mistaken in these regards."
I read that on a fortune cookie once.
I know some things but I charge an hourly rate.
Sorry, I don't have any experience in anything and I don't know much about something. But I can type this: "GGKJDGgkjdsgakKGKJDGhkwGHJKKK".
Cool, huh? Alas, I lack experience, but I improve myself from time to time.
I can even quit from vim!
I can even quit from vim!
have you tried an unexpected reboot to exit vim?
kill -9. Why reboot if you can kill?
P.S. They would permaban me for this message on Reddit.
oh you've been here for a week. A happy belated Welcome!
Nope, sorry. Can't help you with that.