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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know a little about somethings and a lot about like 2 things!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Aviation and photography!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

ball sack one cannot be contained in ball sack 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

A set of propositional formulas is satisfiable if and only if all finite subsets of it are satisfiable.

The cardinality of a set is always smaller than the cardinality of the set of subsets of the former set.

A set cannot contain itself.

There is no 1 to 1 mapping from the natural numbers to the real numbers.

There is a 1 to 1 mapping from the natural numbers to the rational numbers.

Something exists. I cannot tell you what it is but it does exist. Maybe reality is an illusion but even then the illusion exists.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I resent the implication that I know anything about anything

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The recommended way to exit neovim is via sudo kill -9.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah? Well I know shit all.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yo, I got plenty of experience with stuff, I did lots of stuff when I was younger and still do stuff often, so feel free to ask me about stuff!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So how many stuffs have you done this far?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Lotsa stuff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clearly you're unqualified, you know about stuff, they're looking for someone with experience in anything and knowledge of something. Your knowledge of stuff isn't needed here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What kind of stuff do you put in a turkey before cooking it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The good stuff

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bananas are being killed by a fungus blight and will be gone in ten years...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Wait really? Surely something can be done about that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gros Michel was tastier than modern Cavendish anyway.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We switched to Cavendish because all the gros Michael trees were dying from the fungi.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the point of the OP of the thread. I've read though, that Gros Michel is stll grown in small farms, just not at scale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is and you can buy them, but you pay a significant premium for them.

IIRC Cavendish is supposed to be more resilient to the fungi than Gros Michael is, but it's not immune. The fungi mostly exists underground so it's difficult, if not impossible to remove from the land once it's "infected".... And it takes decades to clear naturally once the trees are removed.

The good thing here is that we already have Gros Michael and AFAIK, Cavendish seeds in the global seed vault, so we're not at risk of losing the ability to bring the trees back at some point in the future. We still haven't lost them, as you mentioned, there's still small batches being grown.

IMO, it's all a bit sad, since apparently Gros Michael is so much tastier, and there's a shrinking number of people alive who are old enough to remember what they tasted like at all.... So without investing in buying some from one of the small batch plantations still growing them, very soon, all but those that specifically went out of their way to try them, will have no idea what they taste like.

I'm not old enough to remember what they taste like (if they even existed as an option in the grocery when I was born at all, which I'm not sure about). I'll probably never know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I was born in 1977, and the fungi that destroyed most of Gros Michel seem to happen in 1950ies. But I can say for sure that bananas in my childhood were much tastier than now. Maybe because there are much more sorts of bananas except GM and Cavendish, or maybe GM was still sold and I was lucky to try it. Modern bananas are outright bland to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Can't come soon enough...

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