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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Fuck, I ate that onion harder than any onion I've ever eaten.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone read it assuming it was true.

That's how far we have fallen in so short a time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nah it's just someone time travelling, this will happen next week.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The title made me smirk, but the "during a press conference about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict" made me lol. He classless idiot would totally do that!🤣😭

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Completely believed it. Expect it to happen.