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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe it's sub-dermal. that's the sort of thing our planet's finest mind would do. What a gift to mankind he is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

What happened to his ozempic bod?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I think he's an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.

Hypocritical much?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago

There are also people that aren't so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

While I'm not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Using intolerance against the intolerant isn't intolerant though.

If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it's morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is almost the dumbest thing I've read on this website today.

You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No one would know and moreover if you aren't super intolerant the rule wouldn't apply to you anyway.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

would you worry I'd feel insecure with my appearance, though? should I just avoid these comments when I see them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Again what you look like is irrelevant, it's not even really about it he even is weird looking or not. The fact it bothers him is relevant though. You can take offense if you want but it's a bit like being upset about someone making fun of Hitler for being a dopehead because you are a dopehead. There are some similarities but ideally there are huge huge deviations like murdering a couple million people or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I, personally, am taking no offense. I might be feeling more self-concious, tho

You say my likeness is irrelevant, but it did not feel irrelevant to me when I 've seen the post. Not that I assume that what I've felt should be relevant to you, I just decided to share these thoughts

If there are such good, explainable reasons to shit on this shitbag, I don't see how our similarities have any weight

I also hope I didn't just murder humour

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?

You used you as the example not me I just used the same language to answer the question.

But it doesn't, you're quite literally looking for a reason to complain and in turn defend a Nazi. It's a weird choice and not one I would make but certainly one you are free to choose.

There's a ton some just hurt their ego which is really what they care about, but no no let's not hurt the Nazis feelings because maybe perhaps some theoretical person might take offense. It's even weirder when you know this is him trying to be less weird and with like over a billion dollars to do it and somehow he ended up shaped like a LEGO minifig.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Behold the master race

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The butt implants were a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

He's wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's what you get with steroids ans no sport.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could you please name one of these “commies”?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sure, just not for you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't loop us into that nonsense. It's 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you're getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I find it interesting when people like you chime in without realizing the history behind the word "commie". Good for you. Ignorance is key to remaining under a dictator.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The shortened pejorative form of the word communist, born out of the red scare and McCarthyism? I'm familiar with the history of the term. I'm also familiar with the history of the word communist. And if you were as familiar with the history as you were pretending to be, you'd know that there's such a thing as anti-authoritarian communists such as anarchists, syndicalists, communalists, Marxist autonomists, and council communists. Ignorance is key to maintaining your libshit binary thinking

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What commies? This makes no sense?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Putin is a hard line communist. Do you know what that means? And I'm not talking about the socioeconomic philosophy of communism, I'm referring to the oppressive totalitarian "commies" who slaughtered millions of Russians and set up the entire "black market" economy (now called "oligarchs").

History is important in understanding context.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Putin is a violent, ruthless dictator supported by a corrupt oligarchy. While he might claim to borrow ideas from communism, 9/10 people I have heard supporting communism hate Putin.

And while I don't really like conservatives, I also think it's unfair to most conservatives to pretend Trump is "just conservative".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think it was a Freudian slip

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