“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.“ - James Crumley

You can tell they're normal because they don't know what gooning is.

I'm sorry for anyone that has eyes right now.

When I drank a lot, I was definitely on my phone while vomiting

Who's out there putting hands on the rim of toilet bowls? 'fess up.

I like to have a podcast on while I’m vomiting. I might as well use that time to learn more about WWII.

eating is like this

Smoking is up there. Just close your eyes, atomize the world in front of you, and draw it in through the small, paper tube. Open your eyes and exhale a bit of yourself back into the world.

The OP thought of this meme while puking

Maybe this is what Apple is trying to solve with spatial computing.

Phones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps that take all your concentration and make you take your shirt off after eating a big, greasy and/or spicy meal.

Read this while wiping.

New in-bowl ad-screen market.

They're not wrong.